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• Suicide Girls Get Bromantic Tattoos @ SXSW

  Three of us Scanners (Emily, Brian, and yours truly) are at South by Southwest this week, though we have yet to convene. However, we do have some SXSW-related sexy lady news to report, naturally.  Two Suicide Girls, Lynn LaValee and Jessica Zollman, celebrated their upcoming roommate-dom here in Austin by getting new matching tatts themed after their shared love for a certain favorite-on-the-Internet food item... Read More... Posted Mar 16 2009, 03:05 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, tattoos, suicide girls, bromance, SXSW, jay zombie, poshy, lynn lavallee, bro tattoos, jessica zollman

• The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan

  We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans. But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is starving herself to death, we really have no choice but to investigate. Thankfully, we didn't have to spend all our waking hours on this or stare too hard at the evidence... it's pretty clear from this topless shoot Lohan did recently for Hedi Slimane that there's at least one thing wrong with her... Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, lindsay lohan, celebrities, breast implants, weight loss, boobies, mean girls, topless photos, anorexia, bulimia, topless model, photographers, sfw, real or fake, eating disorder, cheeseburgers, implants

• Bacon Bra, Meet Your Soulmate

  Remember this from last year? Some of you must've, since it got linked just about everywhere and caused at least two vegetarians to publicly convert. (Okay, we made up the latter detail.)  The sports blog InGameNow has unveiled... the bacon bikini... Read More... Posted Jan 27 2009, 02:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, food we might be able to f*ck, model, models, food, bikini, bacon bra

• Bacon-Infused Cocktail Made Us Orgasm Just Reading About It

  Summer's almost over, which means it's time to drink heavily and balloon up for the unbearable winter months. A good way to start is with this monster of an Old Fashioned: it involves bacon, maple syrup, and about a bucket o' whiskey...  Start your week right with the recipe, after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 08 2008, 02:18 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, new york magazine, booze, winter, drinking, summer, food, sugar daddies, drinking problems, whiskey

• Sloppy Seconds: Who Says Homosexuality and Polygamy Are The Same Thing?

  We'll never think of Folsom Prison the same way again. [Fleshbot] Ultra-Orthodox residents of Jerusalem have demanded a "Sex and the City" movie billboard be taken down because it contains the word "sex." Hm, "And the City," kind-of sounds like our life lately. [Defamer]  Buffy the Vampire Slayer has officially become college curriculum. Maybe it's finally time for us to start watching. [elPasoTimes] Read More... Posted May 20 2008, 06:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, chocolate, marriage, sloppy seconds, Sex and the City, gay marriage, johnny cash, homosexuality, buffy the vampire slayer, Jews, ellen degeneres, polygamists, folsom prison, ted kennedy

• Today in Food Porn: The Bacon Bra

  Although food is often pornographic, porn is rarely edible. Full photo, after the jump...  Read More... Posted Apr 04 2008, 12:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, boobs, porn, food we'd like to f*ck, tits and ass, food we might be able to f*ck, boob envy, food, food porn

• Today in Sandwich Porn: The Lady's Brunch Burger

  Paula Deen's Lady Brunch Burger: a beef patty, two slices of bacon and a fried egg between two glazed donuts. We pretty much want to make love to this sandwich, rub it all over ourselves, then eat it off of our own bodies—all while somehow maintaining its structural integrity. But maybe that's just us?   This sandwich, however, evokes the opposite reaction. Read More... Posted Mar 06 2008, 09:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, sandwiches, White Castle, sandwich porn, beef

• Hot Damn, We Want That Bacon Wallet

  Our buddy Erin Bradley, Nerve columnist and former Scanner cohort, is hosting a contest in honor of national pork month. (That is October. Didn’t you know?) She needs hot, eligible single people to hook up with a fine romance. You're a hot, eligible single person, right? Let's sweeten the pot: There’s a bacon wallet involved. We are so totally there. Read all about it here. Posted Oct 09 2007, 11:20 AM by sarahhepola with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, miss information, contests