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• We Leaned Over A Fence In France To Snap These Photos Of... People Magazine's Photos Of The Jolie-Pitt Twins

  We spent our weekend in France, getting a $6 million set of photos by leaning over Angelina Jolie's fence. When it was done, we celebrated with a bottle of '51 Chelivouvelet and toasted to our v-- No, we didn't think you'd buy that. The truth is, we had to wait till People Magazine posted their cover shot like everybody else...  Read More... Posted Aug 04 2008, 11:41 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: babies, people magazine, brad pitt, france, paparazzi, celebrities, money, angelina joile, baby pictures

• Sloppy Seconds: The Million-Dollar Strip Club Buy

  Do you want your kids playing with Pregnant Paper Dolls? We guess so long as it's not Jamie Lynn Pregnant Paper Dolls... Lies and attacks usually help: McCain now trails Obama by a mere three points nationally.  We'd say the woman who witnessed all of the following might actually win a case against her lawyer boss... Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 04:54 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Barack Obama, brad pitt, strip clubs, blow jobs, john McCain, money, angelina joile, naked people, sexual harassment, baby pictures, georgia, lawsuit, pregnacy, verne troyer

• Let There Be Babybook

  We have a bunch of friends who just had babies. Like, six couples within the last two weeks. And while we love you, and we love your babies (we really do!), we don't need to know every time your baby takes a shit, and frankly, we don't care that much. We know you're excited, and we know that you care, and that's great and all, but do you really need to update your Facebook status to reflect your newborn's every move? Because remember when we said we loved your baby? Even though we want to look at baby pictures and drool over him every once in a while, you're actually making it very hard for us to love him right now. Before you get all defensive, we have a solution we hope will work for everybody. Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 03:14 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: nerve, babies, facebook, babble, baby pictures, hook ups, poking

• Can You Help Us Re-Stage Our "YoungMe?"

  Over at Color Wars 2008, our new favorite website based soley on the fact that the tagline is "It's just like summer camp," happy campers are re-staging photographs from their childhood. We might need a little help with ours, though. Anyone have an extra pillar and some booties hanging around? Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 11:36 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner emily, summer camp, baby pictures, dorks, color wars