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If Science Projects Could Talk...

...what would they say? Sort of like "if you could build a talking science project, what would it tell you?" except via the minds of degenerate online humorists.

Check out more classic photos, after the jump...

Posted Jul 23 2008, 03:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: high school, kids, science, funny, awful link, fellatio, cunnilingus, photoshopping, photo essay, something awful

Today in Porn Art: Rock Formation Artist Weirdo

And now... Earth Porn??

Heather Firth is an artist, or so she claims. She takes pictures of strange ecological/sexual formations for her website "Earth Erotic." Wait till you see some of these hilariously awful artifacts, in full, after the jump...

Posted Apr 17 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: gross, vagina, awful link, penises, big boy, art smut, website of the day, art porn

Link of the Day: Miss Bimbo

Fox News is throwing a fit over the latest online gaming craze: Miss Bimbo. The site, which teeters between obvious satire and disgraceful manipulation of preadolescent females, is downright nutty on all fronts...

Posted Mar 26 2008, 01:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: hotties, fashion, feminism, paris hilton, sluts, video games, young american bodies, awful link, link of the day, bimbos

Painful Link of the Day: Hobosexual.com

If you've been watching The Wire, you're probably not really that interested in seeing pictures of naked homeless dudes. And if you haven't been watching The Wire, you may not be cool enough to get the humor here anyway. Don't worry, there are no pictures here, thank God, only pure dumb comedy.

Posted Feb 20 2008, 12:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: homosexuality, joke, awful link, hobo, comedy, the wire, humor, street fights, homeless

The Worst Painting In American History

No, not the above. That's just a live camera feed from Ron Paul headquarters. The worst painting in American history, at least in my humble opinion, is a limited edition "artwork" done in the Republican candidate's honor by one of his crazy supporters (sorry for the redundancy.)

Posted Feb 13 2008, 11:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: art, republicans, crazy, awful link, ron paul, paintings