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Miss Australia Contestant Under Fire For Being Too Thin

The Miss Universe pageant isn't for another four months, but it's already causing the usual controversy.

This time, the uproar is over a contestant who didn't even win her country's top prize, with media and observers complaining that she should have never been allowed to participate in the first place, thanks to her weight...

Posted Apr 27 2009, 11:26 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: model, australia, sexism, skinny, supermodels, men and women, australian, miss universe

Male Australian Writer Believes Most Women Are Socially Inept, Crass, Not Bangable

We love how this male writer cites a female Emily Post wannabe in ripping up Australia's women, presumably after having been dumped by a wild party girl like the ones he attacks so ruthlessly.

Then again, we don't disagree with a few of his points about the "fairer sex."

Posted Apr 22 2009, 09:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s)

Filed under: the hills, australia, business, sexism, men and women, australian, hooker, social conservatives, brisbane, emily post

While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan's Strip Show

Christopher Hitchens recalls the night no one wanted him to get loaded, so he went to Hunter Thompson's house to get bombed and fire off some guns. Someone explain to me why life is worth living without that man in this world.

Tomorrow's South Park is about pirates.

An Australian town chorus posed nude for charity.

Posted Apr 21 2009, 10:04 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: lindsay lohan, charity, strip clubs, perez hilton, nudity, paparazzi, money, madonna, Christopher HItchens, water, while you were sleeping, calendar girls, hunter s. thompson, las vegas, strip club, australian, food network, doctor, topless revue

The 15 Most Promiscuous Countries

USA! USA! USA!

Not this time... and that's a welcome change. After all, aren't you beyond bored with the perennial sex surveys that trash our Puritan nation's filthy, condom-buying pervs? Not this time: suck it, Australia, Germany, and the rest!

But not literally, of course, since we're prudes compared to you guys...

Posted Dec 01 2008, 10:18 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: sex, canada, condoms, australia, promiscuity, united kingdom, European Union, sex life, germany, america, Europe, men and women, purity, australian

Mom Films Her Boyfriend Having Sex with Her 13-Year-Old Daughter

The Sun reports today on the case of a 46-year-old Perth, Australia mom (well, until they take the daughter away from her, of course) who allegedly videotaped a 29-year-old man having sex with the mom's thirteen-year-old daughter.

And the video might have stayed under wraps, had the man not blackmailed another woman, a victim of his internet stalking...

Posted Nov 21 2008, 03:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s)