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• While You Were Sleeping: The Pregnant Prostitute Raid

  Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night for an allergic reation to some sort of medication. Yep, this was front page, above the fold, in the Metro paper today. Wow. Barack Obama still fails to move many voters on the ready-to-lead issue.  Ashley Alexandra Dupre may be the next Dr. Phil, according to a steady stream of sources that say she's ready to sign a $2 million deal that would also include a primetime interview about her past.  Meanwhile... Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 09:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, prostitution, cops, drugs, amy winehouse, hookers, Barack Obama, China, howard stern, medications, ashley alexandra dupre, extra-marital affair, cheaters, hookergate, prostitute, zhang ziyi

• Scanner Highs And Lows: But If You Are In The Mood...

  Maybe your sex drive isn't as high as it should be. Maybe you're burnt out from fantasizing about lingerie models. Or maybe you've just been mauled by a crazed grizzly bear. In any case, you need some refreshment... Read More... Posted Jul 25 2008, 06:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: daily show, oral sex, brad pitt, gisele bundchen, week in review, offensive, candy, naomi campbell, teenage girls, ashley alexandra dupre, iowa, fellatio, sex lives, anne hathaway, sex drive

• While You Were Sleeping: Porn Star Solves The Catholic Crisis

  Ashley Dupre is suing Ashley Dupre for "stealing her identity." Unfortunately, this is not the plot of Paul Auster's next book... Gun control is apparently impossible to implement, even at a Chinese press conference... on gun control.  Penelope Cruz blames a little monster for her relationship problems. No, sicko, it's not in her pants... Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, guns, jennifer garner, Penelope Cruz, China, australia, ben affleck, ashley alexandra dupre, pregnacy, josh brolin

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre Did Exactly What We Told Her Not to Do

  A few short months ago, during the media circus that surrounded then-New York Mayor Eliot Spitzer's pay-per-ride relationship with Ashley Alexandra Dupre, we laid out a plan that would keep Ashley in the public eye, but in a very flattering light. It was a simple series of events that involved her steering clear of Joe "Boobies" Francis (FAIL!), and staying away from any TV shows that are not hosted by Oprah or Barbara Walters. Then, we would write a book together. Now Scanner Emily is going to have to get a job at McDonald's because Ash just went and fucked everything up. Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 05:35 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, books, television, reality tv, Joe Francis, tv shows, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre

• Sloppy Seconds: Just How Good is Mini Me In Bed?

  We'd be so pissed if our sibling wrote a book about us and spilled all of our secrets. Apparently, Madonna isn't as close to her brother as we are to our sister. [Queerty] Christina Applegate's ex-boyfriend Lee Grivas was found dead from an apparent drug overdose. [People]  Ashley Alexandra Dupre has decided to drop her $10M lawsuit against Joe "Boobies" Francis. [Radar] Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 05:16 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, sloppy seconds, babies, ryan gosling, Joe Francis, nicole kidman, madonna, families, girls gone wild, ashley alexandra dupre, baby names, mini me, verne tryoer, christina applegate, keith urban

• Ex-Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre Speaks Out

  Ashley Alexandra Dupre, seen most recently with her hot mom on the beach, finally broke her three-month silence on her MySpace blog... Read More... Posted Jun 24 2008, 12:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: myspace, ashley alexandra dupre, nude photos, hookergate, prostitute

• Senator's Husband's Hooker Gets Convicted... Of Trespassing?

  Democratic Senator Debbie Stabenow won her first election in 2000, defeating a Republican incumbent by .2% of the vote. Now, she faces the biggest threat to her career: her ne'er-do-well husband of five years. Read More... Posted Jun 20 2008, 12:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: hookers, michigan, ashley alexandra dupre, prostitutes, detroit, trials

• Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

  Our old friend Ashley Alexandra Dupree was spotted on a New Jersey beach Sunday. And she has a new tattoo peeking out of her itty bitty bikini. Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 05:23 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, beach, bikini

• One of These Cats is Not Like the Other

  Would you believe that there are at least five cats who look a lot more like Wilford Brimley than we look like Ashley Alexandra Dupre? Click through for the other four. Read More... Posted May 02 2008, 03:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cats, ashley alexandra dupre, lookalike, wilford brimley

• How the Hell Did We Miss the Ashley Alexandra Dupre Lookalike Contest?

  We can't believe no one told us about the Ashley Alexandra Dupre lookalike contest that happened in New York last night. Uncanny resemblance, right? That's what we thought. It's just too bad we didn't hear about it in time. We've been kicking ourselves ever since we woke up five minutes ago, brushed our short, red hair out of our pale, round face, rolled over and opened the computer to this: Read More... Posted May 02 2008, 09:09 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: new york, prostitution, sex scandals, scanner emily, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, lookalike, clubs

• Best Email Subject Line Ever Leads to Best Deal Ever, For Virgins

  Looks like we saved the internet a long, long time ago. But seriously, a woman on a quest for net neutrality claims she will have sex with any virgin who has been working to defend net neutrality. We don't really understand her methodology, but we like it.  Net neutrality geeks, your lady awaits — and she's pretty hot — as do your terms of service. Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 11:43 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex, the internets, virgins, geeks, ashley alexandra dupre, net neutrality

• While You Were Sleeping: This Orangutang Surpassed Your IQ Level

  The creepiest dude you never met held his own daughter hostage in his basement for 24 years and fathered seven children with her. [CNN] MySpace karaoke might be a great idea if MySpace would ever fucking load on our computer. [Yahoo!]  Joe "Boobies" Francis is "very surprised and in fact amazed" that Ashley Alexandra Dupre is suing him. [Us Weekly] Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 09:12 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: myspace, Joe Francis, miley cyrus, karaoke, creepy dudes, vanity fair, ashley alexandra dupre, while you were sleeping, orangutangs, jamiel lee curties

• Sloppy Seconds: Which "Baby Mama" Star is Knocked-Up For Real?

  We were super close to buying a car, a total mom car at that, but if gas prices are really going to reach $10 a gallon, we're pretty happy to ride our bike to New Hampshire and back this summer. [NY Sun] We haven't heard from Ashley Alexandra Dupre in a while, maybe because she's been busy suing Joe "Boobies" Francis. You go girl! [People]  Someone put together a collection of hot women from horror movies. [Hammer of Hotness] Read More... Posted Apr 28 2008, 05:25 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: tina fey, sloppy seconds, horror movies, Joe Francis, amy poehler, ashley alexandra dupre, beverly hills 90210, hillary duff

• Scanner Movie Night: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Eliot Spitz-Her Story"

  It was only a matter of time before the Spitzer scandal made it to the porn world, and we're pretty impressed it happened so quickly. NSFW front and back covers of the upcoming DVD after the jump. Read More... Posted Apr 25 2008, 01:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: porn, sex scandals, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, dvds

• When I Say "Spitzer," You Say "Prostitute"

  Prostitutes are on everyone's mind these days, and according to the founder of the website Project Prostitution, "No two hoes are the same." Remember how shocked we all were when we found out how pretty Ashley Alexandra Dupre was? But prostitutes come in all shapes and sizes, and we each have our own idea of what they're "supposed" to look like. Project Prostitute wants to see them all, and invites people to draw a picture of a prostitute and submit it to the site to be posted along with grandma's interpretation. More hoes after the jump. Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 11:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, prostitutes, submissions, project prostitute, drawings

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Say Goodbye to Boobs

  In our lifetimes many boobs will come and go. But every once in a while a pair like no other comes along (and, no, they don't belong to Ashley Alexandra Dupre). And just like that, they're gone. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 06:14 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, halle berry, fox news, facebook, Iraq, highs and lows, katie holmes, boob envy, war, ashley alexandra dupre, Asia Argento, skin, spring, sportst illustrated

• Get Your Ashley Alexandra Dupre Drink On

  As Eliot Spitzer's career has gone to shit, another person's is about to take off, and no, we're not talking about Spitzer's replacement, new New York Governor David Paterson. Like everyone else in the world, including us, Georgi Vodka wants to capitalize on the myth, the woman, the legend that is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. We want her to write a book and Georgi wants to put a blown-up shot of her ass on the back of every bus in New York City.  Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 03:26 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: vodka, msnbc, New York City, ass, Eliot Spitzer, david paterson, ashley alexandra dupre, georgi vodka, busses, asses

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre: The Last Nude Hurrah

  Did Ash sign a contract with the New York gossip rags to pose nude for them every day? It sure seemed that way over the last week. Well, the fun we've been having waking up in the morning to rampant nakedness at the newsstand appears to be over, with one final photo for the Post... Read More... Posted Mar 17 2008, 11:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: prostitution, music, playboy, hookers, myspace, larry flynt, new york post, nude photos, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, ashley alexander dupre, penthouse, hustler

• Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer is Tired of Being Treated Like a Number

  Virgin Mobile: the first company to use Eliot Spitzer in an ad? Genius! Suspended from school for wearing Doc Martens? Sure ain't the nineties anymore.   Sometimes we have nightmares about bugs crawling on us. This does not help. Is indie porn dead? Fleshbot thinks maybe so (NSFW images).  Maybe Ashley Alexandra Dupre could be Paris Hilton's new BFF?  Posted Mar 14 2008, 05:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: paris hilton, porn, sloppy seconds, doc martens, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, flehsbot, bugs

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

  As if teasing the publishers of Penthouse and Playboy, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the most famous hooker of the week, is butt-naked on the cover of today's New York Post. The "aspiring singer," a charge as yet unproved, had five million hits on her MySpace page yesterday, prompting some dumbass who doesn't want to make any money to take it down.  The whirlwind of publicity that made Ash an overnight star may, however,  have unintended consequences... such as subjecting us to a music video. Read More... Posted Mar 14 2008, 02:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, new york post, nude photos, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexandra dupre, ashley alexander dupre, penthouse

• Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300

  Ashley Alexandra Dupre, as already revealed this morning by Scanner Bryan, is an aspiring singer or something. Whatever. We just wanted to know whether she was worth the 4 g's, yo... and we found the answer in the pictures on her MySpace page. Full photos from St. Tropez after the jump, plus: apparently the hip thing to do these days is create fake Ashley MySpace pages and then link to your terrible webcam pages. Read More... Posted Mar 13 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 10 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, hookers, myspace, swimsuits, Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexandra dupre