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• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse's Topless Problem

  PETA is now protesting seal clubbing... in World of Warcraft. We don't think this is the same story about a man having his penis bitten off (by another man!) that we told you about already. In this story, the other man... swallowed. Samantha Ronson has asked for a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 05:39 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, amy winehouse, wtf, arrests, scary, PETA, penis, congress, streakers, havana cigar, Raul Castro, focus on the family, world of warcraft, teenage girls, nipple slip, seals, samantha ronson, taylor swift, upskirt, shoe thrower george bush, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson, restraining order, amy winehouse topless, amy winehouse naked

• Spanking Judge Is Going To Have A Rough Ride in Prison...

  An Alabama gent named Herman Thomas, known in the national news as "The Spanking Judge," was finally charged on Friday with a whopping 57 counts, including extortion, sodomy, kidnapping, and a host of ethics violations. Several hours later, Thomas was out on bond and told to have no contact with young people. So... how did ex-Judge Herman Thomas get his nickname? Read More... Posted Mar 30 2009, 12:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: spank material, wtf, arrests, scary, spankings, S&M, prison, sexual assault, arrested, sodomy, rape, judge, sexual abuse, spanking, alabama, sex crimes, arrest warrant

• Florida Teacher Says, "Oh, THAT Student I Molested In 1983... He Was 16, It Was Okay"

  Sorry, Wanda Smith of Orlando, Florida, it turns out the kid was only 11... and the fact that you videotaped him while you two had sex isn't going to help your case, either... Read More... Posted Jan 09 2009, 09:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, arrests, florida, sex tapes, sexual assault, teacher sex, sexual abuse, teenage boys, vhs, molest, student teacher sex, teacher, student, child molester, videotape

• Today's Cradle-Robbing Cutie: Drama Teacher Lisa Glide

  'Tis the season for stories of teachers sleeping with high school students, apparently. 35-year-old New Jersey drama teacher Lisa "Astro?" Glide was taken in by the cops yesterday following revelations she had a continuing sexual relationship with one of her students, a seventeen-year-old who has long since graduated. If these charges stick, she could face up to twenty years in prison... Read More... Posted Dec 05 2008, 04:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: hotties, high school, arrests, jail, teachers, new jersey, students, teacher student sex, teacher sex, teenage boys, student teacher sex, older women, drama

• Mom Films Her Boyfriend Having Sex with Her 13-Year-Old Daughter

  The Sun reports today on the case of a 46-year-old Perth, Australia mom (well, until they take the daughter away from her, of course) who allegedly videotaped a 29-year-old man having sex with the mom's thirteen-year-old daughter. And the video might have stayed under wraps, had the man not blackmailed another woman, a victim of his internet stalking... Read More... Posted Nov 21 2008, 03:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, arrests, stalker, sex tapes, australia, creepy, sex offenders, child porn, Emma Watson, perverts, stalkers, stalking, australian, bail, internet stalker

• 16 Year Old Boy Figures Out How To Rip Off Sex Offenders, Get Rich

  A teenage boy in Sweden has it all figured out: he can make a quick killing ripping off online perverts utilizing the same methods cops use to bust predators: posing as a gateway to underage girls. Except sometimes dumb people actually report him to the police... Read More... Posted Aug 07 2008, 11:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 29 comment(s) Filed under: arrests, sweden, sex offenders, teenage girls, underage sex, teenage boys, rock of love, bret michaels

• "This Is The City's Response To A Penis" One of Many Classic Moments From Nude Gallery Raid

  As Lou Reed would say, "My week beats your year!" You'd have had a hard time finding a wilder good time on Friday than the opening night party of St. Petersburg, Florida's Erotic Lounge, which ended in arrests, tears, and a giant penis. First, the police in St. Petersburg receive a call from a whiny, busybody neighbor regarding a giant penis statue that has been placed in front of the Erotic Lounge, an art gallery... Read More... Posted Jul 28 2008, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: police, cops, arrests, sculpture, Gallery of the Absurd, Burt Reynolds, statues, florida, penises, art smut, art porn, police are idiots, galleries

• Vito Fossella Promotes Family Values... Two Families At A Time

  As we suspected, Vito Fossella is not the goody-two-shoes, family-values, conservative, Dad of the Year winner the Republican Party made him out to be. The New York City Congressman, already the worst person in the world for bringing his best friend Dick Cheney to Brooklyn and Staten Island to fundraise for him, has outdone himself again. Read More... Posted May 09 2008, 12:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: cheating, scandals, arrests, republicans, brooklyn, drunk driving, arrested, extramarital affairs, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupe, dick cheney, cheaters, vito fossella, secret family, staten island

• Amy Winehouse's Rampage

  Amy was on the warpath again the other night, assaulting up to three people (that we know of), injuring herself and her reputation, and even inexplicably shouting for all to hear: "I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs." More hilarity after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 02:48 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: drugs, amy winehouse, arrests, violence, pete doherty, london, assault, heroin, tabloids

• Scanner Highs And Lows: You Take the Bad, We'll Take the Cannoli

  We got into as much trouble as we could, whether we could get away with it or not... This week's highlights and footlights, after the jump.  Read More... Posted Apr 18 2008, 09:39 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, gawker, science, george clooney, arrests, Sex and the City, nerds, Barack Obama, sex, Jessica Simpson, big love, Pras, chrissie hynde, David Cross, anthony bourdain, rick santorum

• Oklahoma Sheriff Makes Nazi Wardens Look Like Pansies

  "Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess resigned Wednesday just as state prosecutors filed 35 felony charges against him, including 14 counts of second-degree rape, seven counts of forcible oral sodomy and five counts of bribery by a public official." This guy makes working for Halliburton sound suddenly much less frightening. The full story of his escapades, including "A Girls Gone Wild"-style boob-flashing competition, after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 18 2008, 12:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: cops, arrests, Oklahoma, FBI, prison, jailbait, prisoner sex, crazy people

• Scanner Confessions: The First Time I Got Arrested

  “Hey, guess where I am?” “I dunno,” he said, pausing for effect, “Jail?” Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: arrests, jail, scanner brian, brian fairbanks, prison, arrested, scanner confessions, arrest, jailbait, brian

• Hideous Mugshot Reveals Astonishing Depth of Mickey Rourke's Vanity

  Is Mickey Rourke checking himself out in that mugshot on the right? How awesome is that? Mrs. Scanner Bryan refers to this once Adonis-like man as "Monkey Rourke," but right here he looks more like a wet cartoon rat -- and in either case, he's still thinking "Y'all better take a good picture of me!" Well, since this is a legal matter, perhaps we should spell out the facts. Rourke, 51, was arrested by Miami police early Thursday morning after being pulled over on a scooter for making an illegal u-turn and subsequently failing a sobriety test. From the footage that we've seen, he also attempted to make an escape, caused a major accident, and was eventually shot dead. Don't believe us? Click through for our EXCLUSIVE TMZ-LIKE VIDEO!!! Read More... Posted Nov 09 2007, 08:47 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: mickey rourke, arrests, vanity