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• While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Cheerleaders Make Sports Watchable Again

  Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama on Meet the Press. He pointed out the Senator is and has always been a Christian... and so what if he was a Muslim? A gym teacher posed as a lesbian model to try to get his student to send him a nude self-portrait. Jon Stewart has only one thing to say to Sarah Palin... and he can't say it on TV... Read More... Posted Oct 20 2008, 09:51 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lesbian, police, cops, sports, charity, Barack Obama, nudity, oscars, model, fuck, Christian, naked, Muslim, andy roddick, jon stewart, auction, tennis, colin powell, teacher, sarah palin, cheerleader, moneyy, busted, gym

• Sloppy Seconds: Heath Ledger's Love Child?

  We doubt we'll ever fully understand how this is possible, even with the text and photos explaining this incident: a man has been charged with having sex with a table. [Long pause] With a table. Andy Roddick also has had sex with an inanimte object. We're pretty sure the woman he just married is actually a bus that carries New York City tourists around to look at weird people of Williamsburg. Read More... Posted Mar 31 2008, 05:53 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, weird sex, New York City, Heath Ledger, Barack Obama, sex, jamie lynn spears, john McCain, fred phelps, andy roddick