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• While You Were Sleeping: More Grey's Anatomy Turmoil

  Audrina Partridge had her home broken into by two very bizarre young citizens. In surveillance footage, they can be seen wandering aimlessly from room to room... and back again... and again... without doing much of anything, let alone steal anything or set fire to the place. Arrested Development: the Movie was finally greenlit, thanks to lazy-assed Michael Cera coming aboard. This oh-so-adorable young lady was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend's nutsack. Prior to this incident... Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: movies, michael cera, music, tattoos, maxim, single, scanner brian, britain, songs, andy richter, boyfriends, the beatles, while you were sleeping, grey's anatomy, megan fox, british, Arrested Development, ex-girlfriends, patrick dempsey, audrina partridge, conan o brien

• Did Obama Sell Out The Gays?

  We understand Barack Obama's "team of rivals" cabinet strategy, but why is he giving the stage at his inauguration to a man who Scanner Brian has pointed out lately to be a "Christian nutjob" who, "favors assassination"? And may we add, actively hates gay people. Read More... Posted Dec 18 2008, 12:37 PM by Scanner Matt with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: funny or die, Neil Patrick Harris, milf, andy richter, don't ask don't tell, gay pride, sean penn, milk, john c. reilly, family values, gay rights prop 8 the musical, musical spoof, jack black naked, gays in the military, crazy christiams, sepaerate but equal for gays, that Girl from 'Scrubs', neil patrick harros gay, scrubs naked, 'Prop 8 - The Musical' starring Jack Black, Mya Rudolph, revenrend rick, obama white house, obama homosexuals, gay bashers, evengelical christian right, obama gays, barack obama reverend rick, barack obama rick warren, obama inauguration, prop 8 the musical, social conservatives, sean penn obama, crazy christians

• VIDEO 'Prop 8 - The Musical' starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Neil Patrick Harris, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, that Girl from 'Scrubs' and MORE!

  Ever notice whenever celebrities get political (gays, abortion etc... ) the Christian right scoffs at these mere jesters of sodom and gomorrah, but if any one of them finds God, it's like the second coming of Mel Gibson.This is very funny, but where the hell were all these people one month and one day ago?   Video after the jump.   Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 10:48 AM by Scanner Matt with | with no comments Filed under: funny or die, Neil Patrick Harris, andy richter, don't ask don't tell, gay pride, john c. reilly, family values, gay rights prop 8 the musical, musical spoof, jack black naked, gays in the military, crazy christiams, sepaerate but equal for gays, that Girl from 'Scrubs', neil patrick harros gay, scrubs naked, 'Prop 8 - The Musical' starring Jack Black, Mya Rudolph

• Great Reviews of Bad Movies: Semi-Pro

  In what is becoming all but a regular feature here on Scanner, today we'll look at some more hilariously vicious reviews of Hollywood movies in need of a good beating. Will Ferrell has had this one coming for a looong time...  Inside: critics rant about "Semi-Pro," the new Will Ferrell sports parody movie (what's next, dodgeball?!) opening today in far too many theaters to do this country any good...   Read More... Posted Feb 29 2008, 01:18 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: movies, saturday night live, will ferrell, Woody Harrelson, Will Arnett, movie titles, SNL, andy richter, semi-pro