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• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse's Topless Problem

  PETA is now protesting seal clubbing... in World of Warcraft. We don't think this is the same story about a man having his penis bitten off (by another man!) that we told you about already. In this story, the other man... swallowed. Samantha Ronson has asked for a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 05:39 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, amy winehouse, wtf, arrests, scary, PETA, penis, congress, streakers, havana cigar, Raul Castro, focus on the family, world of warcraft, teenage girls, nipple slip, seals, samantha ronson, taylor swift, upskirt, shoe thrower george bush, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson, restraining order, amy winehouse topless, amy winehouse naked

• Caption This: Amy Winehouse Really is Back in the Saddle

  Winehouse in St. Lucia on Saturday, April 4. Related: Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse is "Back in the Saddle" Posted Apr 06 2009, 10:31 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: animals, drugs, cocaine, amy winehouse, horses, pictures, caption this, crack, images, funny pictures, papsmeared, st. lucia, back in the saddle, amy winehouse on a horse, horse, saddle

• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse is "Back in the Saddle"

  That girl from Twilight will play Joan Jett in a still unnamed film about The Runaways. [AfterEllen] The saddest thing we've seen all day: 11 extinct animals that have been photographed alive. [EcoWorldly] The most depressing thing we've seen all day: the unfolding story of the hostage situation in Binghamton, NY. [CNN] We (read: Scanner Emily) still need your 10 stars. Real bad. Because we need $200. Real bad. Pretty please? [MissedTees] We (read: Scanner Collen) still need you to vote for our dream photography assignment. Because we also need $50,000. Real bad. Pretty please? [Name Your Dream Assignment] Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 06:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: contests, new york, animals, sloppy seconds, music, amy winehouse, myspace, scanner emily, penis, pictures, blogs, adoption, scanner brian, money, albums, madonna, friday, penises, vampires, joan jett, film, twitter, grey's anatomy, ER, shameless self promotion, funny pictures, twilight, kristen stewart, scanner colleen, 2009, penes, tgif, missed tees, missed connections, help, malwai, recording, extinct animals, the runaways, april 3, hostage situation, ny, back in the saddle, assignments, binghamton, satellite radio, sirius radio, hostages, fractured penis

• While You Were Sleeping: Diablo Cody's Super Porno Limo Rides

  Gmail is here to rescue you from regrettable sent message. Of course, you have to immediately regret sending the e-mail for the feature to work. M.I.A. replaced Amy Winehouse in the Coachella lineup. We don't even know what to say about this woman who is no longer attracted to her laid-off husband. Read More... Posted Mar 23 2009, 09:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, art, demi moore, canada, ashton kutcher, gmail, diablo cody, screenwriters, porno, while you were sleeping, coachella, men and women, m.i.a., nicholas cage, mail goggles, limo, laid off, improv everywhere

• At Least Amy Winehouse Has Good Taste in Underwear

  With everything going on in Amy Winehouse's life these days, it's good to know she still has the wherewithal to put on cute—and seemingly clean—panties. She would like you to know, er see, this.  Read More... Posted Mar 20 2009, 11:58 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: panties, amy winehouse, underwear, pictures, crack, naked, images, nekkid, crotch shot, car, crotch slip, panty slip, undie slip, polka dots

• While You Were Sleeping: Jennifer Aniston Milking It

  Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Whatever that means. The day we've all been waiting for: Portia does Ellen... 's show. Liam Neeson's wife Natasha Richardson is in critical condition following a skiing accident. Read More... Posted Mar 17 2009, 11:25 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: amy winehouse, john mayer, don imus, court, Donald Trump, cancer, st. patrick's day, the apprentice, ellen degeneres, skiing, jennifer aniston, portia de rossi, accident, natasha richardson, liam neeson, tom green

• While You Were Sleeping: The Spitzer Scandal Never Dies

  Remember that red-state porn craze we told you about? Apparently, Utah pays for it more than any other state. Typical: 16 people were arrested following violence at a concert held to promote non-violence. Hayden Panetierre may be heading toward a nervous breakdown. Yeesh... Read More... Posted Mar 10 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn, amy winehouse, sex scandals, violence, john lennon, concerts, sex trade, FBI, assassination, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, perverts, coachella, prostitute, albania, utah, hooker, eliot spitzer prostitution, hayden panetierre, craigs list, sex industry in the recession, nambla, visa

• While You Were Sleeping: Blake Fielder-Civil's 16-Year-Old Girlfriend?

  Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration. Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a disabled boy a fake vagina... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: michael jackson, michelle rodriguez, amy winehouse, scary, london, PETA, scanner emily, China, paparazzi, vagina, seinfeld, madonna, mac, npr, olympics, masturbating, foot fetish, underage sex, teenage boys, oregon, curb your enthusiasm, olympians, disablities, girlfriends, chinese, television shows, obama administration, nurse, pap smeared

• While You Were Sleeping: Sex Tape Blackmail

  Spinal Tap confirmed they will play an acoustic tour that will hit Vancouver, Seattle, New York, and several other North American cities. Eddie Murphy will finally get what he always wanted? No, not an Oscar-- it's the chance to play Richard Pryor. Last year, we brought you the story of a man who had sex with a park bench... Read More... Posted Mar 03 2009, 08:56 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, drugs, amy winehouse, New York City, Cracked, prison, ebay, seattle, gay sex, blake fielder civil, strollerderby, extra-marital affair, blackmail, while you were sleeping, cheaters, vancouver, toilet humor, sharon osbourne, inanimate objects, spinal tap, eddie murphy, jokes, richard pryor, bartering

• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse's New Single Life

  Those creepy "not" Sasha and Malia Obama dolls named Sasha and Malia have been given new names. [Snafued] Steven King slammed Twilight writer Stephanie Meyer saying she had no talent for writing. [Yahoo!] Read More... Posted Feb 04 2009, 06:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, lesbians, horses, super bowl, ellen degeneres, coachella, stephanie meyer, portia de rossi, dolls, lesbian weddings, jennifer hudson, malia obama, sasha obama, twilight, sasha and malia obama, sasha obama doll, glass half full, star spangled banner, famous lesbian couples, sasha and malia dolls, national anthem, st. luica, glass half empty, steven king, malia obama doll

• Amy Winehouse, Topless Again, Stars in Her Most Bizarre Adventure Yet

  You'll never guess in a million years what tattoo-covered topless Amy Winehouse is looking at-- and don't say that woman's gigantic bosom... Read More... Posted Jan 30 2009, 01:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: monopoly, divorce, amy winehouse, thievery, scrabulous, marijuana, drinking, games, scrabble, holiday, vacation, rehab, britain, board games, robbery, blake fielder civil, topless photos, the sun, drunk people, naked woman

• While You Were Sleeping: Bad Choice by SNL

  Ellen Barkin may do an HBO series that will serve as her revenge plot against her asshole ex-husband. A boy opened a large birthday present and discovered his Dad, home from Iraq, inside. Morrissey, Amy Winehouse, My Bloody Valentine, Leonard Cohen, the Cure, and Paul McCartney are... Read More... Posted Jan 30 2009, 09:33 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, amy winehouse, david bowie, my bloody valentine, HBO, Iraq, birthday, paul mccartney, SNL, impeachment, Leonard Cohen, while you were sleeping, joe biden, coachella, alaska, the amazing race, obama administration, blagojevich, caroline kennedy, ellen barkin, morrissey, volcano, ex-husband

• While You Were Sleeping: Zooey Deschanel's Next Record

  Lily Allen's bizarre, Amy Winehouse-style rampage continues. The stars react to their surprise Oscar nominations. Guess who said this: "I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it: I'm open to doing porn. Hell, I'll even do bisexual scenes - myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird shit, but I am who I am." Read More... Posted Jan 23 2009, 09:16 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, porn, hillary clinton, kanye west, amy winehouse, lily allen, senate, ryan gosling, celebrities, indie rock, bill o'reilly, zooey deschanel, actors, rachel mcadams, bisexual, she & him, academy award nominations, ben gibbard, fiancee, josh lucas, kirsten gillibrand

• While You Were Sleeping: Lily Allen Sends Topless Pic To Wrong Guy

  Marcia Cross' husband is being treated for cancer.  Tens of millions of credit/debit card numbers were compromised in a major security breach. The biggest problem-- we don't know which numbers were affected. Amy Winehouse's father says she was near death on two occasions. Only two? We're guessing that's counting "continuously for 14 months" as one of the occasions...  Read More... Posted Jan 21 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: police, kissing, amy winehouse, lily allen, death, Barack Obama, credit, cancer, bicycles, topless photos, ted kennedy, sfw, african american, marcia cross, text message, police academy, inaugural

• How Low Can You Go, Wino (and Us)?

  Amy Winehouse's Crribbean winter holiday apparently continues on, and the word is she's been cut off from drinks at her resort, but that hasn't prevented her from trying alternate ways of obtaining booze.  One of her fellow resort guests told the Sun, "We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." So...this is the photo of the Wino crawling sneak-up.  Read More... Posted Jan 15 2009, 02:02 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sad, amy winehouse, booze, shame, holiday, vacation, the sun, lol, caribbean, st. lucia

• Sloppy Seconds: As a Supermodel Goes Off the Market a Crackhead Goes On

  India, the Bush family's cat, is dead at 18. [Yahoo!] Alan S. Geisler, creator of red onion sauce for hotdogs, is dead at 78. [City Room] Oh, snap. We forgot George W. Bush was still the president. [DailyIntel] Read More... Posted Jan 12 2009, 07:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, sloppy seconds, divorce, babies, amy winehouse, weddings, cats, gisele bundchen, India, George Bush, blake fielder-civil, engaged, models, engagements, Tom Brady, supermodels, president of the united states, george w. bush, 2009, patriots, off the market, football players, january 12, the president, presidential pets, onions, bush's cat, beautiful babies, hotdogs, new england patriots, alan s. geisler, alan geisler, presidential cats

• In Which We Finally Put The Lid on 2008: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of Last Year

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 09 2009, 05:22 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top 10 Scanner Posts of 2008: Because We Can Never Get Enough Ashley Alexandra Dupre

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 08 2009, 04:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• PapSmeared: Amy Winehouse is Just Doin' It

  [Image] Posted Jan 08 2009, 11:18 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, caption this, crack, nike, amy winehouse pictures, smoking crack, papsmeared, pap smear, pap smeared, nike logo, nike tag line, glass dick, nike sports bra, celebrity photos, pictures of amy winehouse

• Scanner's Greatest Hits: The Top 10 Posts of 2008

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 07 2009, 03:18 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• In Case You Missed It Yesterday: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 06 2009, 02:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 04:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse vs. Norway

  All right, let's wrap up the new year with a deluge of crazy celebrity, sex, and celebrity sex news around: Charles Barkley, rumored to be gearing up to run for Governor of 'Bama, was arrested for DUI in Arizona. The list of the 19 worst Americans of 2008 is a hard one to dispute. Wayne Bent, the leader of religious sect, was sentenced to ten years in prison for... Read More... Posted Dec 31 2008, 03:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: naked girls, drugs, amy winehouse, drug addiction, teacher student sex, Charles Barkley, mayor, text messaging, governor, teenage girls, arizona, teacher sex, video game, cults, government, oregon, alabama, portland, flight of the conchords, drunk drivers, text message booty call, americans, sam adams, norway, wayne bent

• Famous People We're Afraid Will Die in 2009

  No one could have called Heath Ledger's untimely demise in 2008, but there are some olds who just take on that look of imminent death, as if their essence is draining away. It won't be long once someone takes on the death look, and no one seems to ever shake it off. Paul Newman had it this year. (RIP, Best Guy to Die in 2008.) The ones with the death look are dancing a tango with the Grim Reaper as we speak. Another dead giveaway is if you are reminded about an older celebrity and can't remember if they're dead or not. The ones in grave danger, a few wild cards, and an example of the death look, after the jump.  Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 09:40 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, RIP, johnny cash, fidel castro, willie nelson, kirk douglas, patrick swayze, jimmy carter, etta james, ted kennedy, Peter O'Toole, jerry lewis, loretta lynn, celebrity deathwatch, mickey rooney, carol burnett, phyllis diller, weekend at bernie's, elizabeth taylor, olds, bea arthur, abe vigoda, kim jong-il, wino, merle haggard, fats domino, don rickels

• Sloppy Seconds: "I Don't Need Your Sex, I'll Masturbate"

  It's the end of the year as we know it... Self-proclaimed "sex kitten," singer ("Santa Baby"), actress and all-around cool chick, Eartha Kitt, is dead at 81. [AP] Our old friend Scanner Sarah, now Salon Sarah (Hepola) explores the death of the celebrity scandal in 2008—a year chock full of, well, celebrity scandal. [Salon] Jezebel rounds up their top eight Lezebels (girls who like girls who are liked by the ladies at Jezebel) of 2008. We have a hard time believing they couldn't have made it a top 10, though. Hello? Wanda Sykes? Maaaaybe Queen Latifah? [Jezebel] Read More... Posted Dec 26 2008, 01:21 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, gay, lindsay lohan, amy winehouse, masturbation, Heath Ledger, 2008, Usher, sex, sarah hepola, salon, scanner emily, lesbians, jezebel, hollywood, scanner sarah, emily farris, nerve.com, ellen degeneres, village voice, pharrell, queen latifah, lindsay and sam kiss, sam ronson, katy perry, wanda sykes, scanner blog, chinese food, december 26, 2008 round-ups, unnecessary ellipses, nickelback, the ugly, eartha kitt, i don't need your sex i'll masturbate, death of the celebrity scandal, the bad, unnecessary ellipsis, sex kitten, trading places, the good, worst lyrics of 2008, porti de rossi, lezebels, t-pain, gossip is dead, celebrity scandal, bad lyrics, people we've never heard of, santa baby

• Wino Goes Topless and We Say No No No

  Amy Winehouse is finishing out 2008 strong, if her goal was to transform into Keith Richards. Read More... Posted Dec 23 2008, 08:41 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, amy winehouse, nsfw, keith richards, topless photos, year in review, say no to drugs

• While You Were Sleeping: Kirsten Dunst Off the Deep End

  A very lame-looking Jim Carrey movie based on a superior autobiography opened with a mere $18 million. Teachers can't keep banging teenagers. The Letters to Santa operation was suspended last week because of a scary security breach... Read More... Posted Dec 22 2008, 10:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: amy winehouse, george w bush, teachers, drinking, autobiography, hollywood, alcohol, rehab, hospital, kirsten dunst, teacher student sex, the cosby show, sex offenders, tara reid, teacher sex, jim carrey, underage sex, drunk people, saudi arabia, santa claus, box office

• Sloppy Seconds: How Kanye West is Handling the Recession

  The nearly naked girl Michael Phelps has been spotted with his not his girlfriend. Mmmkay? [Us] Another one (of our potential future husbands) bites the dust. Sam Talbot, winner runner up from Season 2 of Top Chef got married in a secret ceremony last month, further increasing my chances of becoming the Crazy Cat Lady. [People] If you're selling pictures you took of Amy Winehouse smoking crack, it's possible you were also smoking (or selling) crack and might go to jail. [Radar] What does Harvey Weinstein have to say about yesterday's Golden Globe nominations? [Vulture] Read More... Posted Dec 12 2008, 07:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, anderson cooper, sloppy seconds, kanye west, cocaine, amy winehouse, facebook, Barack Obama, 2008, scanner emily, ryan gosling, golden globes, George Bush, pictures, lauren conrad, crack, harvey weinstein, prison, washington post, depression, emily farris, michelle obama, naked, olympics, recession, images, interns, the white house, crazy cat lady, swimming, michael phelps, malia obama, sasha obama, amy winehouse smoking crack, december 12, pictures of amy winehouse smoking crack, the blair house, golden globe nominations, are we in a recession, scanner emily is the crazy cat lady, fashion internships, the great depression, amy winehouse snorting cocaine, sam talbot, are we in a depression, donald graham, internships

• Caption This: Amy Winehouse Escapes from the Hospital

  [Image] Posted Dec 05 2008, 05:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, caption this, crack, amy winehouse on crack, amy winehouse escapes from the hospital, amy winehouse crack pictures

• Sloppy Seconds: Obama's Brother From Another Mother

  Is Argentina crying for Madonna after she had to postpone a show there? Enh, probably not. [Yahoo!] We're not the only ones with "sloppy seconds." [MollyGood] Actor Mark Ruffalo's brother is "clinging to life" after he was shot in the head. [Us] Duuuuuuuuude. A 2,700-year-old weed stash was uncovered in the Gobi Desert. Wonder if it's still good? [MSNBC] Read More... Posted Dec 03 2008, 06:31 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: divorce, amy winehouse, jail, Barack Obama, mark ruffalo, marijuana, argentina, anna wintour, vogue, rehab, pot, elisha cuthbert, hospital, madonna, blake fielder civil, wives, shooting, blake incarcerated, sean avery, half brother, rachel hunter, the world's oldest marijuana stash, how to fly with pot, husbands, pot stash, nhl, shot in the head, how long is marijuana good, how to fly with marijuana, mark ruffalo's brother shot, how to stash pot, brother, evita, how long is pot good