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• While You Were Sleeping: Clit-Pumpin' Glory

  An 83-year-old woman in Hungary warms our hearts by continuing to work in her chosen career: crime. Amy Fisher is going on that rumored stripping tour. There's a penis in Grand Theft Auto IV! Guess they have to do something to offset the rampant exploitation of women. Read More... Posted Feb 18 2009, 09:42 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, panties, music, lily allen, asian fetish, Sam Donaldson, perez hilton, penis, Bill Clinton, congress, wonkette, amy fisher, vagina, Democrats, twitter, video game, Dita Von Teese, vaginal rejuvenation, Grand theft auto IV, hamburger, stripping, criminals, sexy photos, nine inch nails, sexy people, bands, dress size, headline, clit

• Amy Fisher Has a New(de) Pay-Per-View Special

  The Long Island Lolita is starring in Amy Fisher: Totally Nude and Exposed, debuting January 12.  We haven't seen it, but it's a safe bet she will showcase her breasts, which are in the running for the most fake-looking boobs ever (in a multi-thousand-way tie). Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 09:38 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, porn, amy fisher, implants, pay per view

• Box Set: Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tapes

  One would think that after having illegal sex with a 16-year-old, your wife being shot in the head, being sent to prison, and having three TV movies made about it all, one would be tired of the spotlight. But Joey Buttafuoco can't let Spears family have all the fun in this decade, now can he? Reuters: Red Light District to Distribute Joey Buttafuoco Sex Video Previously on Scanner: Amy Fisher Promotes Her Own Sex Tape Posted Jan 08 2008, 04:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: joey buttafuoco, amy fisher, spears family, sex tapes

• Amy Fisher Promotes Her Own Sex Tape

  This morning Amy Fisher promoted her own sex tape on Good Morning America. Fisher's ex husband released the tape of the couple after he was supposedly upset about Fisher re-kindling her romance with old flame Joey Buttafuoco (whose wife Fisher shot in the head, in case you forgot): "My husband, you know, released this. And you know what? It's out there. I have two choices. I can sit there and say, it doesn't exist, which it does exist, you know. Or I can do the intelligent thing." Which for Fisher means making the best of the situation and making money. "I mean, unbelievably, you know, a sex tape comes out and the next thing I know, I mean I'm getting offers for endorsements," she said. "I mean, they pay me to be there, which — you know, I guess it brings attention to their club and a lot of people come down. And you know, it's a good thing. It's fun for everybody." But all's well that ends well.   Read More... Posted Jan 04 2008, 11:37 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, joey buttafuoco, amy fisher