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• This Whole Chris Brown and Rihanna Story Is Getting Sicker By The Day

  One of the saddest celebrity relationship stories of all-time gets worse by the day. Yesterday, a tabloid published Rihanna's personal phone number, Chris Brown obtained a reprieve and... oh no... now there are strong rumors that the two may have gotten married in secret. There must be something we can do to put a stop to the madness... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 01:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, rihanna, violence, TMZ, assault, blogs, celebrities, wedding, rumor mongering, arrest, abuse, Defamer, spousal, domestic violence, trial, sad songs, domestic disturbances, court cases, chris brown, domestic disputes, victim

• Sloppy Seconds: Kanye West Dresses Better Than the Gays

  It turns out T.R. Knight isn't the only actor leaving the cast of Grey's Anatomy. Katherine Heigl is on her way out, too. [Defamer] Rihanna, who was allegedly beat-up by her boyfriend Chris Brown, has been released from the hospital but is postponing a show she's set to play in Malaysia. [Yahoo!] We're totally onboard for the Michael Phelps backlash-backlash. [Jossip] Want to know what the hell kind of fertility clinic would inseminate a 33-year-old single mother of six with eight fucking more babies? [SNAFU-ed] Read More... Posted Feb 10 2009, 07:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, sloppy seconds, kanye west, rihanna, katherine heigl, homosexuality, concerts, Malaysia, abc, clinic, media, sugar daddies, abuse, the gays, recession, grey's anatomy, manhood, domestic violence, jonas brothers, sexuality, the recession, 2009, hospitals, octuplets, nadya suleman, chris brown, recession recession recession!!!, postponement, george, february 10, assistants, t.r. knight, domestic disputes, fertility clinic, ivf, izzy

• Charlie Sheen: Because You Can Never Be Surrounded by Enough Women

  [Image] Posted Jan 26 2009, 09:59 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: charlie sheen, pregnant, pictures, women, caption this, pregnancy, denise richards, girls, abuse, images, prostitutes, womanizer, papsmeared, womanizing

• Hooters Fires Physically-Abused Waitress For Not Looking Hot Enough

  All Sara Dye, 27, wanted from Hooters was her job back-- or, if she couldn't have that, the unemployment benefits she was due under Iowa state law. However, her ex-employer fought her all the way through trial, desperate to prevent her from receiving the few hundred dollars (we're guessing) she was owed.  Not only that, but Dye hadn't done anything deliberate that warranted a sacking-- unless you count picking the Boyfriend or Husband From Hell... Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hooters, employment, court, abuse, sexism, restaurants, iowa, perverts, lawsuit, domestic violence, sexy photos, sfw

• You Know Your Wedding Was A Blast When You Were Both Tasered... Twice

  We know it's still technically wedding season, but that doesn't explain why the last week or two has brought us some of the most insane wedding stories since the dawn of time. This time, however, we think we've found the one tale that will stand the test of time... Because, seriously, how could a party this wild not be worth traveling, getting dressed up, and slipping the bride and groom a couple bucks? Read More... Posted Aug 19 2008, 11:48 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: drunk, michigan, court, wedding, Chicago, abuse, spousal, bride and groom arrested, trials, wedding cake, domestic violence, tasered

• Sloppy Seconds: The Truth About The "Abusive" Paul McCartney

  An earthquake this morning registered 5.4 on the Andy Richter scale and was felt from LA to Vegas and down to Mexico. There were no reported injuries as of post time.  Although he's charged with a DUI, Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the car crash that flipped his truck. The other driver has been ticketed for running a red light...  PageSix claims Marc Jacobs has wed in Paris... and if you didn't know, he married... Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 04:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: charlize theron, gawker, babies, wtf, weddings, charity, gay marriage, paul mccartney, heather mills, perez hilton, Paris, Los Angeles, indie rock, earthquake, abuse, animal, Mexican, jennifer aniston, scarlett Johanson, las vegas, indie culture, shia labeouf, dui, car accident, marc jacobs

• Sloppy Seconds: Hitchhiker Sex

  With the economy the way it is, we're more tempted than ever to marry into royalty. Thankfully, there's this: the 20 Hottest Young Royals. [Forbes/CNN] The State of Texas has decided it cannot legally protect teenage girls in Mormon sects from rape and will probably return them to their gated hell. [Washington Post] She Who Must Not Be Named is unfit to stand trial. Or whatever it is she's in court for these days. Read More... Posted May 30 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: britney spears, mormons, Royal Family, john McCain, abuse, hitchhiking

• Today in WTF: Humanitarian Aid Workers Sexually Abusing Children

  We're unfortunately not surprised to report that aid workers are abusing their powers in the war-torn countries they're sent to protect, but we are shocked to say they're apparently doing so with children as young as six. Read More... Posted May 27 2008, 10:37 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: children, ivory coast, war, abuse, child abuse, rape, save the children, the un

• Big, Big Love Gone Real, Real Bad

  Don't believe everything you see on television. Polygamy isn't all sex with Chloe Sevingy, in-ground pools and SUVs.  Authorities in Texas are currently trying to figure out what to do with 416 children—all part of a polygamous sect based in Eldorado—after a 16-year-old child bride claimed she had been beaten and raped by her 50-year-old husband. Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 09:04 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: texas, clusterfuck, abuse, rape, polygamists, big love, warren jeffs

• Caption This: Huckabee's Got His Wife On A Thin Rope

  Hasn't this woman suffered enough? See if you can best the captions already posted via Shakespeare's Sister. Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 04:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: republicans, chuck norris, mike Huckabee, elections, primary, spouses, politcs, lasso, abuse, janet huckabee, hogtie, campaigns