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  • This Cassie Ventura Whose Nude Pics Leaked Today is a Little Sassafrass

     

    Cassie Ventura's computer has been hacked, resulting in two topless photos of her getting leaked to the Internet. We don't keep up much with the models-turned R&B singers, but since we are obligated by law here on Scanner to show any celebrity nudes that leak to the public, we racked our brains to recall who she was. 

    Then we remembered this is that singer who lopped off half of her hair just to show her "I don't give a f*ck attitude," as she stated on her blog.

    Then we saw her tweet about the leaked topless photos, and liked her attitude: 

    IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER... THATS REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE. 

    To quote the late Phil Hartman on SNL: "That's...SASSY!"

    In full acknowledgement that words are the least important thing to anyone looking at this post right now, we'll get to those photos already.

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  • What's That Smell?

     

    Perhaps you’ve already heard Riskay’s smooth hip-hop jam and obvious solution to catching your philandering fella in the act, Smell Yo Dick.


    This is not the first time in the history of this musical genre when the laughter stops and you discover it’s not meant to be ironic, and will in fact sell a zillion records. And as long as R. Kelly is recording, it will not be the last. The thing is, this little ditty has been stuck in my head all day and it’s not entirely unlike the first time I heard much lauded pop star Rihanna’s ode to infidelity.  So get ready Riskay, because I smell bidding war! Or maybe that’s just dick.



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