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• While You Were Sleeping: Nudist Hotel

  A new series on Hollywood film directors appears tonight and it looks pretty good, if you're into that sort of thing. Donald Trump says a decision on Miss California will come today-- as The Dirty prepares to followup with a second topless photo. The X-Men movies are being spun off into a new series of stories starring, ugh... Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 11:19 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: feminism, marriage, parties, Kiefer Sutherland, wedding, German, Donald Trump, ryan reynolds, feministing, germany, nudism, topless photos, las vegas, vegas, brooke shields, sfw, katy perry, slut, crime doesn't pay, nate silver, x-men, boxing, carrie prejean, miss california

• Would You Pay $13,000 For Her Virginity?

  Alina Percea is and eighteen-year-old student from Romania now residing in Germany. Recently, she put herself up for auction with a Buy It Now sort-of price of $75,000. That didn't go so well-- Percea ended up settling with an anonymous Italian man for the equivalent of about $13,000 US. She says she's giving away her virginity in order to help stabalize her family's financial situation. Our question is-- would you, even if you were dirt poor, sell your virginity for so little? Or would you go for even lower? And guys, would you pay $13K for her time? Read More... Posted Apr 28 2009, 10:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: virginity, sex, women, money, romania, German, germany, auction, prostitute, virgin, virginity auction, natalie dylan

• German Pop Star Arrested for Spreading a Little HIV With Her Message

  A member of one of the most famous girl bands in Germany has been arrested on suspicion that she knowingly spread HIV to at least one man. Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 02:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: stds, aids, prison, German, sexually transmitted diseases, arrest, germany, HIV, public, s.t.d.s, public figures, crimes, dannity kane, no angels, night clubs, nightclubs, german aids help

• Germany's Biggest Sex Scandal Comes To A Stunning Conclusion

  Back in November, we alerted you to the story of Susanna Klatten, Germany's richest women, a billionaire and heir to a BMW fortune tainted by Nazism, who was embroiled in a then-breaking story of blackmail, sex tapes, extramarital affairs, and millions of euros in cash. This week, the trial of her one-time lover, a creep by the name of Helg Sgarbi, a Swiss businessman who apparently specializes in these types of crimes. As the court date approached, new and shocking information came to light that reopened old wounds throughout the country and the world... Read More... Posted Mar 10 2009, 11:33 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, scandals, sex scandals, German, sex scandal, germany, extra-marital affair, trials, billionaires, hotel sex, susanna klatten

• Does This Supermodel Look Fat To You?

  And even if she did, so what? It's one thing if she were morbidly obese, but she's not even close to overweight-- and besides, we thought this country had better things to do than criticize a woman's weight. Earlier this week, Heidi Klum was attacked by a publicity-starved designer for being "too fat" to walk a runway. Read More... Posted Feb 20 2009, 06:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: heidi klum, seal, photoshop, hot or not, project runway, nsfw, tim gunn, obesity, new york post, German, sexism, fat people, topless model, supermodels, naked woman, designers, gq magazine, overweight

• Dita Von Teese in German Playboy - the Sequel

  Last week, we leaked what turned out to be a cropped photo from Dita Von Teese's stunning fourth photo shoot for Playboy, this time for the German edition. We set out to right that wrong with the following pics... Read More... Posted Dec 01 2008, 02:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, nsfw, S&M, German, germany, nude photos, Dita Von Teese, topless photos, topless model, sexy photos, bondage, sexy people, naked woman

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Travel to the Future, And We Like It

  A cure for AIDS? A black president? Pregnant men? The ability to put our own faces inside of our vaginas? Welcome to the future, baby. Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 05:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: underwear, New York City, facebook, Victoria's Secret, pregnant, Barack Obama, highs and lows, mormons, penis, vagina, German, germany, 60 Minutes, pregnant man, feet, lindsay lohan lesbian, menopause, prop 8, proposition 8, formaldehyde, gel, cure for aids, c ure for hiv, bone marrow marrow, leaving new york city, moving out of new york, aerosol

• Cure For AIDS Discovered? Or Is It HIV?

  As Scanner Emily reported earlier, hemotologists in Berlin claim that a bone marrow transplant has cured an American patient of theirs of HIV. Or is it the AIDS virus? These things can be so confusing to the media, which hasn't given a shit about this issue since The Ryan White Story... More details below... Read More... Posted Nov 13 2008, 02:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: berlin, health, aids, doctors, German, sexually transmitted diseases, germany, HIV, hiv negative, viruses, Breaking News, doctor patient confidentiality

• Dita Von Teese Graces Us With These Playboy Photos

  Marilyn Manson, are you reading this? What were you thinking, hombre? This woman only gets better with age.... After the jump, an exclusive-to-the-'net photo from Dita's session for Germany's Playboy... plus some classic goodness to balance things out... Read More... Posted Nov 12 2008, 02:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, playboy, nsfw, burlesque, German, topless, Dita Von Teese, topless photos, stripping, sexy photos, naked woman, marilyn manson

• Germany's Richest Woman Blackmailed With Own Sex Tape

  You're the country's richest woman. You fear home invasion, kidnapping, extortion, and those pesky poor people with their hands out. What you probably don't do is worry about getting blackmailed over your own sex tape. Unless, of course, you're this woman... Read More... Posted Nov 03 2008, 12:34 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, German celebrities, sex tapes, ex boyfriends, German, sex scandal, husbands and wives, germany, extra-marital affair, blackmail, cheaters, Italian, hotel sex, Embarrassing headlines, susanne klatten

• 20-Year-Old Teacher Strips For Her Students... On Video

  A teacher in western Hungary may actually get to keep her job, even after she performed a raunchy striptease during a game of (for God's sake!) Truth or Dare, which she engaged in with her 15-year-old students. Better yet, she gets to keep her job even though video of the strip show ended up on YouTube...   Read More... Posted Oct 31 2008, 04:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, high school, youtube, funny, camera phones, German, striptease, teacher, student

• While You Were Sleeping: The Trial of Keanu Reeves

  MTV has posted most of its greatest videos online. Somebody has been taunted the German police by placing a Muppet over his face when passing speed cameras. (Obviously, this genius neglected to realize the authorities would capture images of his license plate.) The hilarious photo evidence is here.   It's possible to find love online, even in your 80s... Read More... Posted Oct 28 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: internet dating, marriage, U2, Bono, model, paparazzi, election, German, old people, online dating, teenage girls, democrat, Muppets, lawsuit, jonas brothers, trial, old people sex, keanu reeves

• Help! The Giant Penis Man Needs You!

  We were alerted to a news item headlined "Giant penis man needs 'rechalkers.'" We didn't know what that meant, but the possibility of a news story about a man with a giant penis is never passed up here... Giant penis man revealed... after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 11 2008, 11:53 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: funny, england, German, drawings, ancient, pete wentz penis pictures, sfw, wwII, giant penis, large penis

• This Week In Gayness: Doctors Shocked To Learn They Can't Reject Gay Patients

  Is anyone surprised to learn that a conservative "family values" champion has completely misconstrued the truth in print? Johnathan Trapp suggests on the Concerned Women For America website (although, of course, not being of the womanly persuasion is no "strike one" on an anti-feminist site for women) that the rights of priests and others are being violated because gay marriages are being "forced" upon them. Never mind that even those who haven't even read about California's new law can probably guess that no one in the United States is forced to wed any couple... This whole anti-gay = anti-McDonald's movement has grown more insane than we thought it ever could be... Guess why Westboro Baptist Church, our top pick for the site of the next nuclear missile tests, is calling John Edwards a "fag enabler"... Read More... Posted Aug 20 2008, 10:51 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: james bond, gay marriage, Barack Obama, spies, berlin, Daniel Craig, john edwards, england, john McCain, German, this week in gayness, vandalism, homosexual

• German Female Olympians Form Close Bond, Immediately Pose Nude For Playboy

  With seemingly every other female Olympian posing topless for one cause or another, four German athletes decided hey, what the hell, why not get something out of this whole crazy Beijing thing? Full photos after the jump... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, German celebrities, athletes, nsfw, German, olympics, topless photos, naked women

• Kick-Ass Stranded Hiker Uses Bra To Save Her Own Life

  Last week, a woman used an undergarment to injure her eye (somehow.) Now we're hearing that on Thursday, a Colorado woman hiking in the Bavarian alps, injured in a fall and trapped on a ledge, got the attention of police and rescuers using her bra. Read More... Posted Jun 24 2008, 11:22 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: bra, athletes, German, bra size, colorado, natural beauty, marathons, rescue

• Newspaper Runs Topless Photo of 13 Year Old Girl

  Above model is NOT the subject of this story and is probably over 18. We hope. A German newspaper has caused a huge uproar after "mistakenly" publishing a topless photo of a thirteen-year-old girl on its front pages. Bild, the country's #1 newspaper, which often puts naked women on its covers, ran a photo of a local girl as part of a contest to determine "the hottest girl of the summer." Someone nominated the young woman, who was then photographed by a freelance photographer... Read More... Posted Jun 05 2008, 03:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: German celebrities, German, jailbait, child abuse, nude photos, tabloids, controversial

• Woman Auctions Off Night of Sex, Gets Pregnant by Anonymous

  Try to read this slowly so you can digest it with the martini you're having for lunch: A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father. Read More... Posted Feb 13 2008, 02:15 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: internet, sex, paternity, online auction, German, anonymous sex