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• Bust Out the Doc Martens and Flowy Skirts: The Lilith Fair is Back

  Go ahead, pretend you didn't spend the better part of the nineties singing Sarah McLachlan songs in the shower, but we know better. And if you were as young and poor and uncool as we were, you may have spent the last ten years of your life regretting the fact that you never made it to the Lilith Fair to catch McLachlan, Missy Eliot, Bonnie Rait, Erykah "On and On" Badu, Lisa "You Say I Only Hear What I Want To" Loeb, Paula "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" Cole, Meredith "Bitch" Brooks*, Meshell Ndegeocello, The Cowboy Junkies, and so many, many more amazing female performers. But, after a ten-year hiatus, the Lilith Fair is back. Well, it will be back. In 2010. Terry McBride, chief executive of Nettwerk Music Group made the announcement via Twitter over the weekend. And that's the good news. The bad news? Read More... Posted Apr 30 2009, 10:21 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: wikipedia, music, the UK, lesbians, concerts, the 90's, twitter, Europe, billboard, the nineties, sarah mclachlan, the u.k., festivals, lisa loeb, missy eliot, erykah badu, good news, lilith fair returns, the new lilith fair, paula cole, terry mcbride, 2010, the lilith fair, splash page, the cowboy junkies, bad news, bonnie rait, mettwerk music group, meredith brooks

• World's Sexiest Swimsuit Model Inspired By the Pope

  Polish model and soon-to-be megafamous sex symbol Joanna Krupa gave an interview to FoxNews this week about how she got into this whole business of laying about half-undressed... and totally undressed. Blame the Pope. Read More... Posted Apr 09 2009, 03:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, fox news, nsfw, Poland, the Pope, Europe, topless photos, bikini, sexy people, naked woman, swimsuit competition, catholic, bar rafaeli, joanna krupa

• French President Names Woman To Cabinet Because She's Hot

  French President Nicholas Sarkozy is about to lose his justice minister, the controversial Rachida Dati, who will leave a giant hole in the daily tabloids when she departs in June. (Dati, as you may recall, became a single mother at 42 and then caused an uproar when she attended a cabinet meeting five days later.) Sarkozy realized France loves its female politicians, particularly much-discussed, attractive ones. So, his next Cabinet minister is going to be Christine Kelly, a woman "known for appearing in her bikini and appearing on TV..." Read More... Posted Mar 26 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, babies, girl power, television, france, pregnancy, President, french, sexism, Europe, government, Silvio Berlusconi, bikini, nicholas sarkozy, maternity, single moms, christine kelly

• Coke Ad Offends the Entire Country of Sweden

  Maybe we're being extra sensitive coming off the Bust Party last night, but sexism is definitely making a comeback on this Friday afternoon. First, there was the 6 Tips on Cheating With Multiple Girlfriends list link. Then comes word that Sweden-- as a whole-- is fed up with Coca-Cola's sexist ads. We wish they would take on all sexist advertising while they're at it... Read More... Posted Mar 20 2009, 03:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: advertisements, commercials, sweden, offensive, sexism, swedish, Europe, coke, coca-cola, soda, advertisers, commercial advertising

• eBay Removes Kerry Katona's Breast Implant

  Kerry Katona did two things right: one, she went on MTV in the UK and had her 34-double-G's removed. Those fake boobs were ridiculous and very unattractive (to our minds.) The second thing she did was even more inspired-- she autographed one of those implants and put it on eBay for The Breast Cancer Campaign... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 01:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: charity, MTV, england, britain, ebay, breast implants, united kingdom, governor, boobies, Europe, california, breast cancer, sfw, meg whitman, kerry katona

• While You Were Sleeping: Lily Allen Hates The New York Times

  This weekend's election in Spain went well for European conservatives, who routed the socialists in this strangely-headlined story. U2 played one of their famous rooftop gigs. A rape crisis center raised a few eyebrows by featuring a nearly-naked dancer as its headliner for a fundraiser. The Jonas Brothers didn't have the world's greatest weekend... Read More... Posted Mar 02 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york times, U2, lily allen, mitt romney, rape, spanish, Europe, conservative, jonas brothers, sarah palin, dancer, tiger, bobby jindal, glen hansard, john mcain

• My Kind of Protest: Soccer Players Dropping Drawers

  Although I hate sports, I got into the European football matches during their championship matches last summer while traveling abroad. It didn't hurt that a lot of the players were easy on the eyes and constantly showing a little well-toned leg.  In the case of the Spanish soccer team El Galactico Pegoso, they're not afraid to show a little more leg and Speedo-size underwear, either. As you'll see in this local news coverage of the incident, the team dropped trou as a protest* for not getting paid. Read More... Posted Feb 13 2009, 05:02 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: strike, writers strike, football, soccer, Spain, Europe, he's got legs, dropping trou, protests

• The 15 Most Promiscuous Countries

  USA! USA! USA! Not this time... and that's a welcome change. After all, aren't you beyond bored with the perennial sex surveys that trash our Puritan nation's filthy, condom-buying pervs? Not this time: suck it, Australia, Germany, and the rest! But not literally, of course, since we're prudes compared to you guys... Read More... Posted Dec 01 2008, 10:18 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, canada, condoms, australia, promiscuity, united kingdom, European Union, sex life, germany, america, Europe, men and women, purity, australian

• Now Sweden Has Its Very Own Orgasm Church

  A Swedish court handed down a decision last week acknowledging that The Madonna of Orgasm Church (the other Madonna) had a right to registration as a faith organization, which, according to news reports, is some sort of slap in the face to Christians... Read More... Posted Nov 21 2008, 11:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: religion, sexy, orgasms, church, sweden, court, ejaculation, Christianity, swedish, Europe, art porn, religious fanatics

• 64-Year-Old Woman's Nude Picture Sells For 10,000 Euros

  An elderly woman has gone the full monty for no reward whatsoever, except to say, "Ha ha, I have more guts than any of you young ladies with your airbrushing and artfully-placed furs." A New York photographer just sold this photo for a whopping 10,000 euros... The photo is after the jump (censored, unfortunately)... Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 04:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: elderly, old and crazy, photo of the day, photographs, naked people, old people, photography, Europe, auction, photographers, older women, naked woman, old people sex

• Bestiality Bust Is Our Favorite Swedish Sex Story Ever

  We know Scanner Emily mentioned this yesterday, but it's way to good not to blog about in full. A 45-year-old father of two was exposed by the Swedish newspaper the Expressen for running a bestiality ring that allegedly includes thirty members. But it's not the sex ring or the fact that a newspaper was the one to blow the lid off this thing (instead of the cops, that is) that caused us to sit up and drop our bagels... Read More... Posted Nov 12 2008, 11:40 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, scary, sex, funny, animal sex, sweden, creepy, perverts, bestiality, swedish, Europe, government, animal abuse

• Spray Away Your Premature Ejaculation

  We'll be damned if today isn't sexual function day or something. According to FOXNews, the Daily Mail is reporting (though we can't find the original article) that a new aerosol spray could be the answer to all of your premature ejaculation problems. Read More... Posted Nov 11 2008, 12:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: the UK, penis, Europe, PSD502, spray, sensitivity, premature ejaculation, sexual dysfunction

• Caption This: Euro Beyonce

  Beyonce performs "If I Were a Boy" at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards. Video after the jump. Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 01:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, 2008, MTV, pictures, caption this, Beyoncé, Europe, weird dress, if i were a boy, music awards

• Video of the Day: Lithuanian Barbie Girls

  We really don't even know where to begin with this one, but it's so terrible we couldn't help but watch alll the way through... kind-of like driving past a car wreck, a very bloody car wreck—except everyone's blood is Pepto Bismol pink. It somehow makes Aqua's "Barbie Girl" (after the jump) seem, uh, no so bad? Read More... Posted Sep 18 2008, 12:58 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video, video of the day, barbie, pink, Europe, car accident, lithuania, car wreck, lithuanians, aqua, pepto bismol, barbie girl

• Swedish Boarding School Initiates Sex Games For New Students

  Have we mentioned how much we love Sweden? First, many of its young ladies enjoy having sex with one another. It's also in Europe, somewhere, so that's helpful. Seriously, this new story from Sweden, which involves boarding school students, sex games, bananas, and chocolate make take the, um, cake... Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 01:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, high school, chocolate, oral sex, basketball, sweden, swedish, food porn, Europe, lesbian fantasies, sex games, boarding school

• Giorgia Palmas Becomes Overnight Internet Sensation Based On One Photo

  An Italian television personality exploded into the spotlight yesterday based on one uncensored photo. The closest thing we've seen to this before was when Megan Fox went from "some girl who was in Transformers" into the hottest thing alive after winning Maxim's ridiculous Hottest Woman In The World contest... Read More... Posted Aug 22 2008, 10:36 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: television, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, nsfw, italy, topless, nude photos, reddit, Europe, Italian, giorgia palmas

• Making Stripteases A Cinch: Dita Von Teese Shills For Wonderbra

  "I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath," says Dita Von Teese. But she's not talking about Victoria-- she's talking about Wonderbra, for which she has launched a new line of burlesque-ready wear... Read More... Posted Aug 18 2008, 11:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lingerie, burlesque, bras, Dita Von Teese, Europe, wonderbra, striptease, sexy photos

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Battle of the Sexies

  Cosmo and AskMen battled it out. Hell, we battled it out amongst ourselves.  Yep, another week down the tubes, with a couple of one night stands, penis pics, and Olympian feats of perversion along the way... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 04:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, hillary clinton, marriage, hooters, sexie award, sculpture, lingerie, phone sex, sexism, Europe, pregnacy, kafka, julia child, 007

• Jim Beam Peeping Tom Ad Too Naughty, Even For Australia

  Man... Jim Beam thinks he can go on over to Australia, where no one shaves any part of their body and topless whores fornicate with eight-year-old cigar-chomping schoolboys in broad daylight, and just ram their arrogant American pseudo-comedy down the (deep) throats of the TV-viewing public. Well, they got another thing comin'... Read More... Posted Aug 08 2008, 02:32 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, advertisements, booze, television, sweden, australia, food, Europe, controversial

• Germans And Poles Are At It Again...

  ...this time it's only over a nude beach, but there are border issues involved and some Germans are fightin' mad... Read More... Posted Aug 04 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: nude beaches, funny, Poland, naked people, peeping tom, war, germany, nude photos, Europe, tourists

• Eddie Izzard To Run For Parliament

  It sounds like Eddie Izzard, the British comedian and star of FX's The Riches, will quit acting at the end of the show's run to launch a career in politics... Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 03:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, cross dressers, Barack Obama, comedians, Democrats, great britain, drag queen, united kingdom, European Union, Europe, minnie driver, fx, eddie izzard, the riches

• London Mayor Needs To Bag That Sh*t Up

  Ever want to know the difference between skimming and actual reading? Well, here's what you might get if you skimmed a recent BBC article on Mayor of London Ken Livingstone: Mayor of London Ken Livingstone has dismissed claims that he has five children by three different women. ... and here's what it actually says: Read More... Posted Apr 10 2008, 10:15 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: adultery, london, condoms, birth control, Mayor of London, Europe, Ken Livingstone