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• Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions

  You know, because Janet Jackson wasn't the first one to lose her outfit live on national television... It's difficult to imagine, we know, but even game shows in the 60s and 70s were famous for nipple slips. Luckily, YouTube, Google Video and other online sources have managed to salvage some of the most memorable moments. They're all pretty much two seconds long, but this will make you a better future Trivial Pursuit contestant... since you know that's all that we're going to talk about in 20 years, the way our Idiocracy is going. Here are ten in no particular order... Read More... Posted Mar 27 2009, 02:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: helen mirren, lists, nipples, eva mendes, top 10 lists, videos, oscars, nsfw, justin timberlake, super bowl, janet jackson, meredith viera, hugh jackman, Ron Jeremy, boobies, tara reid, Wrestling, nipple slip, beyonce knowles, Beyoncé, top 10, miss universe, bob barker, game shows

• Fox News Enjoys Your Big Butt

  Fox News in Phoenix had one of its poor, long-suffering female correspondents file a report on big butts and why they're absolutely wonderful for your health. Okay, this we gotta see... Read More... Posted Mar 13 2009, 12:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, wtf, fox news, buttsex, nsfw, exercise, jennifer lopez, big butts, asses, arizona, beyonce knowles, Beyoncé, working out, butt, Jennifer lopez ass, ass crack, sir mix-a-lot, workout, phoenix

• Beyonce Stuns Lone Oscar Viewer With Nipple Slip

  You know what would have made this ten-years-too-late "tribute to the musical" dance sequence, which Beyonce apparently lipsynched her way through? A nipple slip. In fact, we would've gone in for any nipple slip, wardrobe malfunction, or giant crotch bulge-- even Mickey Rourke's-- if it had guaranteed the show was worth three-and-a-half hours of our time. It turns out, there was a nipple slip, although every single person in the world missed it... except for one photographer... Read More... Posted Feb 24 2009, 10:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: mickey rourke, oscars, nsfw, academy awards, hugh jackman, nude photos, nipple slip, wardrobe malfunction, beyonce knowles, Beyoncé, nude photography, beyonce nipple slip, beyonce knowles naked, musical

• While You Were Sleeping: Barack Obama's Big Move

  Alan Greenspan reveals the man responsible for the grave economic crisis we're facing: it's jazz musician Stan Getz. Apparently, I, Brian Fairbanks had something to do with that Oregon stripper mayor getting stripped of her duties. We don't understand this link either. This guy won't be able to accompany his 17-year-old wife to her high school dances... Read More... Posted Nov 17 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: high school, marriage, kids, Barack Obama, MTV, senate, school, youtube, cars, jewelry, scanner brian, brian fairbanks, money, children, justin timberlake, ebay, Cynthia Nixon, teenage girls, finance guys, video game, piercings, eminem, Beyoncé, teenage boys, economy, folk, shotgun wedding

• Why Beyonce Was In No Hurry to Marry Jay-Z

  We may not like her new single, "If I Were a Boy," but we do like the way Beyonce thinks about love and marriage. She married her rapper beau Jay-Z last April, but it was a long time coming... and for all the right reasons. In a recent interview with Seventeen, Beyonce said she met Jay-Z when she was 18, started dating him at 19, but waited until her late twenties to marry him because... Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 01:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: love, marriage proposal, beyonce, marraige, jay z, Beyoncé, rap music, pop stars, rappers, getting married old, getting married young, love and marraige

• Caption This: Euro Beyonce

  Beyonce performs "If I Were a Boy" at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards. Video after the jump. Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 01:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, 2008, MTV, pictures, caption this, Beyoncé, Europe, weird dress, if i were a boy, music awards

• While You Were Sleeping: Beyonce Is One Sexy Cop

  If you're out walking your dog naked, watch out for tasers. No one should be surprised that the oil companies are corrupt, least of all Chevron. A man heard noises in his daughter's bedroom and crept in, lead pipe in hand. He saw a naked male he did not recognize standing on the bed with his back to the door... Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 09:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: cops, dogs in the news, florida, boyfriends, suicide, jewish, Beyoncé, teenage boys, father issues, role playing, corporations, tasered, david foster wallace, bar mitzvah

• Sloppy Seconds: Kirsten Dunst Goes Off The Deep End

  Relax, everyone, Halle Berry is not engaged to her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. (P.S. ...yet.) Thank God, since she's one of the last hotties still almost not-quite available; as for Beyonce, she may be pregnant... and we heard she might be married. Perhaps inspired by the Barbara Walters book and her startling reveleations, other elderly people are getting in on the dated-a-future-famous-person memoir. And we might actually read it.  MTV wants you to "meet" the R. Kelly jury. What do we care? He's going to get off, one way or another... Read More... Posted May 16 2008, 05:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Bob Dylan, the view, halle berry, r. kelly, memoirs, kirsten dunst, barbara walters, jay z, Beyoncé, jury duty, kathie lee gifford

• Who The Hell? FHM's Sexiest Woman in The World

  Maybe we are falling behind, but we had only barely heard of FHM's #1 Sexiest Woman In The World before today's announcement. Does that make us bad bloggers... or heroic ones, since we did not have to subject you to our musings on her until now? Full photo and an extensive list, after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: jessica biel, jessica alba, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, jessia simpson, scarlett johansson, elisha cuthbert, beyonce knowles, Beyoncé, sexiest woman alive, megan fox, transformers, jessica lange, fhm

• Piss-Poor Photoshoppers Add Third Arm To Beyoncé

  We don't care how bootylicious you are; it's a tough look to pull off. [Photoshop Disasters, via BoingBoing]  Previously on Scanner: When Re-Touchers Get a Little Magic Wand Happy We All Suffer, Especially Scanner Emily Posted Apr 11 2008, 08:14 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: boingboing, photoshop, Beyoncé, cockups