Remember that mockumentary Drop Dead Gorgeous with Kirsty Allie and Kirsten Dunst, directed by Michael Patrick Jann (who was that one weird-looking member of The State who never had any lines?). That movie was basically a real-life doc on this story about Sarah Palin and Miss "I Hate Homos, but I love Stripping for Cash" California, Carrie Prejean:
Now Palin has said (and I quote), that she too knows the sting of "the liberal onslaught of malicious attacks." Um, what? Sorry, we couldn't hear you all the way up there in your state of irrelevance. But maybe if you and Prejean decided to team up and do some kind of nude reality show/beauty contest...
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