One Final Request: 75-Year-Old Wants A Designer Vagina

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Here's one of those stories The Sun probably pulled out of its ass one day at 4:55pm, the editors not even caring that it wasn't sourced:

A 75-year-old Russian woman has successfully undergone a vaginal operation to restore her genitals to a younger state. Yes-- "Nina M." has herself a state-of-the-art designer vag... and she plans on using it on you...

The randy Russian granny... said she wanted the trendy surgery to bag herself a young husband.

Dr Anna Uzunova said: “Usually such requests are from much younger women.

“But she wanted to have an active sex life despite her age so we agreed to do the operation and help her.”

Happy Nina was delighted with the results saying after the op: “I feel like a young woman again.”

As a young man currently between failed short term relationships, we ask Nina to please send an e-mail to scanner@nerve.com at her earliest convenience. No photograph required...

Via The Sun

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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