...guess how that turned out?
Think
about it: you're all bar owners in Omaha, Nebraska. (Really, what else
is there to do except hang out at the Saddle Creek offices and try to
pick up hipsters? You gotta have a bar.) You want to get more people to
stop in at your bar, so you organize an event under the auspicies of
donating the cover charge to charity, all while racking up huge profits
on drink sales. But to really get people to show up, you get a bunch of
local drunks to wear bikinis and tear it up in a vat of Jello.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well,
for one thing, it's entirely illegal to have boobs and ass anywhere
near beer and booze in the state of Nebraska. And you know damn well
what bikini Jello wrestling leads to, particularly when the contestants
are all likkered up before the opening gong:
Owners of a west Omaha bar have been fined over a fundraiser that got out of control. The
120 Blondes Lounge at 120th and Blondo streets was disciplined by the
state Liquor Control Commission over a gelatin wrestling incident that
ended with full nudity.
The event featured women who wrestled in
a pool of flavored gelatin. The contestants in the competition were
wearing bikinis, at least at first.
Photos taken at the event show one woman falling out of the pool and another one who's clearly topless. "As
the crowd got more interested, apparently the clothing was removed and
they were mostly in the nude," said Hobert Rupe of the Nebraska Liquor
Control Commission.
Hobert has a career waiting for him in public relations after he
gets bored of denying strip clubs their God-given Night Train beer-- ha
ha, "apparently clothing was removed." Hobert, dude, that's what we
here in the US of A call "they ripped their clothes off, thinking Joe
Francis was taping." But no matter who removed the clothing, the bar is
still liable-- even though, in this case, witnesses attested to the
fact that the owners ejected the "strippers" immediately.
At least 120 Blondes didn't lose their license.
Via KETV.
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