Michael
Phelps appears to be content to vanish into a haze of canned beer stink
and vaporized marijuana in the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Today,
one of his sex partners (we hesitate to use the term "ex-girlfriend,"
since the only real date they had was a "special value meal" together
at Taco Bell), a stripper named Theresa White (we're guessing the
25-year-old Latin bombshell is using an alias) spoke with News of the
World about the orgies, drugs, junk food, and best of all, the
three-hour marathon sex sessions with the Olympian...
Her scandalous allegations about the multiple-gold winner include:
-she
actually picked him up one night when they were drunk at her strip
club. She staggered over and asked him if he wanted to take anyone in
the club home with him and he said "you" and pointed to two other
girls. Eventually, a threesome was arranged, apparently Phelps' first.
It's good to be the King Stoner.
-Phelps spends all his money in
(illegal?) online gambling rooms, where he hopes to one day become a
champion, his new goal in life
-never took her out on a real date, unless you count Taco Bell, which we believe 100%
-hates Spaniards
-had sex with her for more than three hours and "should be given a
gold medal for lovemaking," according to White, who also offhandedly
mentions she has 34D boobs
-okay, we made up the Spaniards one
-has a harem of at least five or six women he considers "easy lays" in the Baltimore area
-has a major chewing tobacco habit and his house smells like ass-- and not the good kind
Phelps,
it's time to clean up your act. There will be many more women angry
with you and willing to soil the public image you cherish so deeply...
Via News of the World.
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