So remind me how this works: 22-year old John Gechter a.k.a. porn industry bottom Vincent Desalvo was caught fooling with the wrong gender in a number of films in order to pay his college
tuition fee to the Christian Grove City College, and now the college is suspending him out for he "exhibited behavior contrary to the values" of the college. Ironically, he was recognized in his films by another male
student, who for some reason isn't getting kicked of school. Meaning
that watching gay porn is totally in the spirit of this Bible boot
camp, but being caught taking dick instead of communion is not. But wait, there's more!
Meanwhile he's gaining star power through his newfound infamy, and his star is rising faster than Judy Garland. Even Gawker
is obsessed with him, which propels his micro-fameballing into a level
thought only to exist with Sasha Grey. So while a tipster comments that
he should do a "straight for pay" video with Carrie Prejean as penance
for his sins, we think that punishment is too harsh. We'll give him to
Sasha, or at least someone whose a little less drag-dom than Miss California.
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