My Twitter Friends Are Lies

Posted by Drew Grant

 

Recently, I've been waking up (at noon) with a slew of people following me on Twitter. Jesus, I'm so popular! Someone, deep within the ether of the Internet, has decided I am "cool" and should have many, many followers. Not quite as many as Ashton or Samantha Ronson, but let's just say that I'm hitting the triple digits these days. Of course, I should have realized something was fishy if I had taken the time to look at these own people's Twitter accounts, but this is the 21st century, and who has time for that anymore? Here's a screen shot of one the homepage one of my new admirers led me to.

 

Blurgh! What happened to her face?! Do all my Twitter friends have what appears to be a giant cloud of bees swarming their head at all times? Why wouldn't you try to cover yourself up to protect you....oh wait, I get it. Twitter is now being bombarded by really unprofessional spam porn.Well, we knew this day was coming. I just didn't know it would be so terrifying.


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Posted May 05 2009, 03:31 PM
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Comments

fabul1st said:

Nice trailer, and that looks like a European 220V wall plug.  Rejoice, you fame has gone international.

May 5, 2009 4:09 PM

Apollo said:

I've been getting a lot of those, too. Of course every time I check out the profile it's been deleted for 'suspicious activity'. I just assumed I was being followed by spies.

May 5, 2009 5:04 PM

mike123321 said:

Euro 220v wall plug?? Nope. Just an electrical plug in a motorhome...trailer trash on the move?

May 5, 2009 9:42 PM

eurrapanzy said:

why is it that trailer trash on the internet is built like vicky's models, but the mobile girls i run into look like their trailers already ran into them?

May 7, 2009 11:30 PM

About Drew Grant

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job? Or: You and what army? Or: Buy a horse!

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