Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter Behind Bars

Posted by Emily Farris

We may be walking proof that honest hard work gets you nowhere, but we still cannot (yet) endorse lying, cheating and stealing as a way to get through life. Especially because, as Kari Ferrell, the Hipster Grifter, will probably tell you in her memoir (or VH1 reality show) someday, that shit will just land you in jail.

That's right, Doree Shafrir, who has been following the story for the New York Observer, has confirmed that Kari Farrell is in the slammer.

Here's how it all went down.

Apparently, Farrell turned herself in to Philadelphia police last night then called and called ANIMAL New York’s Bucky Turco at 2:30 a.m. this morning to let him know. She, of course, made this call from her super-hip iPhone. And according to a spokeswoman for the PPD, Ferrell has been arrested.

Perhaps this is where the Hipster Grifter's story ends. Though we sort-of think not.

[The Observer: Confirmed: Grifter in Slammer]

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Posted May 04 2009, 02:24 PM
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Comments

tamaulipas said:

I'm sure this woman shows up on gawker and other sites that I don't read anymore because I'm tired of watching celebrities get created by bored bloggers, but jesus, you'd think if you hated her as much as you seem to in your headlines you'd ignore her so I wouldn't have to look at her and her tattoo and her breasts. Sure I could look away, but I like this site. Most of the time.

May 4, 2009 4:22 PM

mikefitz said:

Well said, tamaulipas.

May 4, 2009 9:27 PM

thinkywritey said:

I'm starting to get the feeling this is all a viral marketing campaign for VH1.

May 6, 2009 10:45 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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