Apparently in Akron, Ohio there is a classy gentleman's club called Club 1245 that does not discriminate based on age. They recently hired a stripper in her fabulous fifties, and when she showed up for her first day of work, things went horribly wrong.
The new hire was feeling the effects of the recession and took on this new job. But when she entered the basement dressing room for her first shift, police say she was attacked by another stripper. The attacker, a black woman in her late 40s, allegedly struck the victim in the face with a stiletto heel repeatedly.
Lt. Rick Edwards said the other strippers saw the new one as competition, and said they didn't need any more strippers around here.
The victim was taken to the hospital, where she recieved seven staples for the cuts on her face. The victim opted not to make a police report and left the ER before police arrived, but the hospital staff filled in the authorities as required by law in the case of an assault.
What else is there to say here? O-hioooooooooo!
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