Mother-Daughter Clones To Sign Porn Contract Any Day Now...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The first thing you'll notice about this article is that there is no mention of a husband/father figure in the lives of these two women. 

The women in question are Janet and Jane Cunliffe, a mother and daughter pair that look almost nothing alike, even after mom spent 10,000 English pounds on plastic surgery to, as she requested, look more like her child. Why would anyone do that?

The questions that remain with us after viewing this disturbing photo:

1) Isn't it obvious to everyone around them that Mom is desperately trying to be like her daughter (and failing?)

2) What kind of person puts their daughter through this photo shoot for a major publication like the Daily Mail?

3) Which one's the daughter?

'It might sound barmy that I had cosmetic surgery to look like my daughter, but she's gorgeous. Who wouldn't want to look like her?

'The way I see it is that she got her looks from me in the first place - mine have just faded with age.

'Seeing how attractive Jane is made me want to get my looks back. Now instead of mum and daughter we look more like twins. I had good genes and good skin, but I needed a helping hand to make me feel better about myself.'

Certainly Janet wasn't always such a head-turner. Just a few years ago, she was a size 14 redhead and felt, she says, dowdy and unattractive.

Not, she insists, that she was ever vain. [Oh, definitely not now, that's for sure. - Ed.] 'I didn't have time for vanity in my 20s as I was too busy bringing up Jane and her brother, Pete,' she says.

Commenters on various blogs had their own concerns:

I imagine the husband is royally creeped out.

I imagine he is no longer the husband.

-I wonder what it would have cost her to look like someone attractive.

-daughter responds by spending twice that much on psychiatric sessions

-How is this news? These women are EVERYWHERE in Texas.

Via the Daily Mail.

 

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Comments

Geebee said:

"Major publication like the Daily Mail" Ha ha. You made me snort coffee out my nose. "Shitty right wing tabloid like the Daily Mail" would be closer.

April 17, 2009 12:53 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Right. I was only saying that to emphasize the number of people that would have seen this poor girl being humiliated by her mother.

April 17, 2009 1:37 PM

Litmus said:

If polka dots make them identical, then anatomical similarities would also qualify, like two of most appendages, accessories and one of the other?

April 17, 2009 5:37 PM

jade_echo said:

I honestly can't tell which one is the daughter. The woman on the right is much uglier, so I would assume she's the mother, but then again, the one on the left has really vein-y hands. Hmm... what a mystery.

April 18, 2009 3:45 AM

Emily Farris said:

Hm. I have to say that the first thing I noticed was that they're crazy and one needs to do her roots. Not that there is a husband/father missing.

April 20, 2009 10:37 AM

Nomad said:

there goes her daughter's college tuition fund

May 13, 2009 9:17 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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