I Owe You a Good Leg Humping

Posted by Emily Farris

Hey, Scanners. Thanks to all of your votes, my missed connection won the Missed Tees t-shirt contest, which means I'm $200 richer and I owe you a good leg humping. It also means you can buy my t-shirt, printed on American Apparel of course, at the ridiculously cheap price of $13 (see? everything is cheaper in the Midwest) and for the rest of eternity, I get 10% of every sale. So if you buy it, it's almost like you're my sugar daddy, or mama.

[Missed Tees]

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"My dog humped your leg. I wanted to."

I Still Want to Hump Your Leg


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Posted Apr 16 2009, 12:17 PM
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Comments

Brian Fairbanks said:

Scanner readers rule.

April 16, 2009 11:42 AM

feargus said:

so happy i contributed to this

April 16, 2009 12:34 PM

m006m said:

WHOO! Congrats Emily!

April 16, 2009 12:47 PM

Litmus said:

Congratulations Emily, it pays to advertise.  Just be happy that your fans don't expect a round of drinks for each vote.  Too bad the politicians don't suscribe to the the same ideals.  Many more winners for you.

April 16, 2009 12:58 PM

Apollo said:

Congrats Emily! I think I'll buy one for a friend.

April 16, 2009 2:50 PM

jenny said:

Congrats!  I voted for you!

April 20, 2009 3:42 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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