Twitter Has a Famous New "Member"

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Ron Jeremy's cock is Tweeting!

Here's what you can expect if you follow RonsMonster on Twitter:

Ron is still sleeping but I've been up for hours. He must be dreaming about buffets again.
Last night I dreamed that Ebert reviewed my life. He gave it a thumbs down. Then I was on my deathbed, and no one came to see me.

Oh, Hedgehog. You so crazy.

His "classically trained" penis is also blogging

Great, another dick has a blog, har de har. 

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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