Sloppy Seconds: Angelina Jolie Pregnant Again

Posted by Brian Fairbanks


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Why was a 25-year-old woman having sex with an 83-year-old man in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart? Nevermind, we'd rather not find out.

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Barack Obama got naked in Boston-- in a way.

And baby makes seven... not counting its parents, of course: Angelina Jolie is apparently ten weeks pregnant, according to unconfirmed reports.

 

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Comments

John said:

If she is then congrats to her and Brad. Real happy for them.

April 15, 2009 10:07 PM

Geebee said:

I hate to be unkind (no I don't) but the 25 yr old woman is so plug ugly she must have worked her way all the way up through the age groups to the 83 yr old guy in order to get laid at all. By the looks of him, it may have been his first time.

Boy I'm snarky today. Better get back on the meds I think.

April 16, 2009 9:00 PM

Defender of Whores said:

@ Geebee - yes please.  Poor girl has drug issues and is selling her sexuality for pittances to support the habit.  How good would you look with a drug habit and making a living sucking off gross old men in the parking lot of Wal-Mart?  Yeah, that's what I thought.

April 17, 2009 11:56 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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