Is That a Flashlight in Your Crotch, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. Can you guess what they are? Let's see...

1) This person has decidedly neon-colored pubic hair. That can't be natural.
2) There appears to be a lighting contraption attached to that pubic hair.
3) This faux pubic hair/flashlight contraption is actually for sale:

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Posted Apr 10 2009, 04:04 PM
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Comments

Litmus said:

Show me the way there.  "Follow the Beam"

April 10, 2009 11:16 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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