Sloppy Seconds: 'Saved by the Bell' Reunion

Posted by Emily Farris

We would like to preface these very sloppy seconds by telling you we think these things are true. But you know how media outlets like to play April Fool's jokes. Ugh.

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has been voted off of "Dancing with the Stars." [Yahoo!]

Chris Brown has an entire women's basketball team to beat up. [Us]

Mariah Carey celebrated her 40th birthday with husband Nick Cannon. In other news Mariah Carey is 40! [People]

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against the porno "Keeping Up With the KardASSians." [FadedYouth]

Jimmy Fallon planned to reunite the entire cast of "Saved by the Bell" (yes!) but failed (noooo!). [Vulture]

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Posted Apr 01 2009, 07:02 PM

Filed under: sloppy seconds, kim kardashian, rihanna, basketball, birthday, dancing with the stars, keeping up with the kardashians, saved by the bell, mariah carey, Jimmy Fallon, 2009, FAIL, chris brown, nick cannon, wednesday, april fool's, april 1, keeping up with the kardassians, steve wozinak

Comments

GeeBee said:

If Kim K loses, will she claim "The law is an ass"?

April 1, 2009 8:32 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.