Russian LOLcats

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility! It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

Russian LOLCats is different from LOLCats in the sense that the text added to the cat pics is gibberish. Or, at least, so we've been told. (You think we'd be blogging full-time if we could speak fluent Russian? Damn, we'd just go work for the Mafia at Coney Island.)

Anyway, it may not be as instantly hilarious as icanhascheezeburger, but if this kind of demented humor is your thing, read on.

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

 

These consumables are contraband, comrade - your passage to the gulag is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!

 

Do you mistake us for sincere?

We adorn ourselves thus to mock the capitalist sacrament of annual materials exchange…

Those were the ones we appreciated. Here are the rest.

 

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Comments

Emily Farris said:

Hahah! Amazing.

March 27, 2009 10:44 AM

julie said:

not gibberish.

March 27, 2009 11:27 AM

Liza said:

Yeah, they're not gibberish. They're shockingly just lolcats in a different language. could it be true? yeah.

March 27, 2009 1:12 PM

profrobert said:

That's hysterical.  It's not gibberish; it's a parody of Soviet-speak and attitudes from the Soviet era.

March 27, 2009 1:30 PM

trailofdan said:

Almost.  It's a parody of the western idea of Soviet-speak and attitudes from the Soviet era.... the translations aren't, shall we say, literal. eg сметана = sour cream

March 27, 2009 1:52 PM

thinkywritey said:

Man, some people are literal.

March 30, 2009 11:03 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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