A 15-year-old student in Florida has been suspended from school for three days because he farted on the bus. [Inquisitr]
Oh, Jesus. Some dude wants to make babies with "angel princess" Paris Hilton. [FadedYouth]
We were sort-of excited (okay, really excited) about "Lesbian Vampire Killers" until we read this: "The lesbian vampire queen, who is in fact the only one of the vampires who seems to genuinely be a lesbian rather than just a generally lusty vampire, can only be killed with the sword. It's a subtle moment, so let's rephrase: The lesbian curse is only lifted when the lesbian is penetrated by the cock sword." [Vulture]
Isaiah Washinton, who was fired from the cast of Grey's Anatomy in 2007 for making a gay slur at co-star T.R. Knight (who had not yet come out of the closet) is facing eviction from his Venice home. [Us]
Contrary to earlier reports, Katy Perry and Josh Groban are not dating. People everywhere continue to not care. [People]
Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman still has not accepted any offers to do porn or any offers to do reality shows featuring Vivid girls. (P.S. Thems not enuf diapers.) [The Frisky]
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