eBay Removes Kerry Katona's Breast Implant

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Kerry Katona did two things right: one, she went on MTV in the UK and had her 34-double-G's removed. Those fake boobs were ridiculous and very unattractive (to our minds.)

The second thing she did was even more inspired-- she autographed one of those implants and put it on eBay for The Breast Cancer Campaign...

According to Fox News, which we will quote from here so you don't have to give them any of your page views, eBay then did the dumbest thing imaginable: it pulled the auction.

"The implant was on eBay and I believe the idea was to raise money for Breast Cancer Campaign," a rep for the charity told Tarts. "However eBay have now taken the item off because people were putting fake bids in, £8 million ($11.34 million US) at one point."

But according to eBay it wasn’t bogus bidders that resulted in the item being removed, it was actually Katona who broke the rules.

"Our policy team weighed in and said that this auction was removed for the Charity Violation contained within the item description as there was no letter of written consent by eBay's Office of the President to allow the item to be sold under our Charity guidelines," an eBay rep told Tarts.

Oh, shut up, eBay. You're just a bunch of conservative whimps that always side with the ripoff artists when they claim to have never received expensive items from honest sellers. And your conservative founder is running to further ruin the state of California as a Republican governor. eBay, you should know, we have negative feedback to give you.


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Comments

Ryry said:

It's actually pretty straightforward to get something listed on eBay and have the proceeds earmarked for charity.   I'm wondering why Ms. Katona hasn't just arranged to repost the auction after getting the right cert.  Or maybe she has.  

March 18, 2009 2:33 PM

Lois said:

I have no clue who this is. She looks like she ate Britney Spears.

March 18, 2009 8:40 PM

asb76 said:

She may have neglected to properly list her item but was it really that difficult for ebay to contact her and fix the problem instead of taking it off and getting bad press?

March 18, 2009 10:38 PM

GeeBee said:

Spelling! Why do Scanners always spell "WIMPS" as "WHIMPS"?

March 19, 2009 8:13 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

I spelled it that way initially, but was convinced to change it by first, the spellchecker and second, the internet.

March 19, 2009 8:58 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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