Village Voice blogger Alan Scherstuhl, identifying himself as Your Crap Archivist, has lately covered two books penned by Bill O'Reilly. So very unfortunately for humanity, both books (but especially one),
include sexual sexual material written by O'Reilly. Just what you never wanted!
In the case of the audiobook version of his 1998 crime novel Those Who Trespass, you can hear O'Reilly himself read passages about such topics as oral sex, shower sex as well as the following line from a crack dealer: "Say baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up." This Bill O' Reillyrotica was previously covered here on Scanner. However! Audio clips of the most ripe passages are available for your listening displeaure on the Voice's Running Scared blog. Sound board? Remixes? Anyone?
The week before that entry, Your Crap Archivist (still upset I didn't think of this title first) reviewed his 2004 book The O'Reilly Factor for Kids, with this choice quote: "I didn't have sex until I was twenty years old! Can you believe it? I
was kind of a shy guy around girls, and I had absolutely no 'moves.'"
Alan notes his surprise at O'Reilly's " assumption that America's children should have thought often enough
about when he might have lost his virginity to have formed prior
opinions on the matter."
Your Crap Archivist Admirer is anxiously awaiting further dispatches from YCA.
Related:
Bill O'Reilly Erotica For Old Times' Sake
