Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Whatever that means.
The day we've all been waiting for: Portia does Ellen... 's show.
Liam Neeson's wife Natasha Richardson is in critical condition following a skiing accident.
Poor Steve-O: Dancing With the Stars hurted him too much.
How fucked up is it that the above photo of Amy Winehouse is her looking "healthier" than she has in ages?
That nitwit Tom Green was "fired" from Celebrity Apprentice. That show's still on? And they were even considering Tom Green worthy of being considered for a job at a Donald Trump company? Sheesh.
Imus has prostate cancer.
Jennifer Aniston claims she was the one that dumped John Mayer. Just to milk this story for another news cycle...
Sorry for the late blogging today, we're all here at SXSW now. We'll be at Maggie Mae's tonight if you want to say hello.
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