PETA Has Really Gone and Done it Now

Posted by Colleen Kane

PETA has officially made me embarassed to have ever been a supporter of their organization (although that happened years ago).

But the latest stunt is proposing a new tofu...flavored like George Clooney's sweat...which would be called...wait for it...

CloFu.

Cloon's reaction to this suggestion (and his photo) is reason enough to post about this attention-seeking stunt.

"As a mammal, I'm offended."

Do the Cloon Swoon!

There actually is an inspiration for this one based on something in reality. The sweat as flavoring idea was inspired by Clooney's perspiration-soaked gym towel, bequeathed to the organization by some creepatron.

What's the grossest part about this post, the stealing of the gym towel, or the prospect of sweat-flavored tofu? Discuss.

Related:

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George Clooney's Ex Posing Nude For Playboy?

While You Were Sleeping: Adopt George Clooney

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Posted Mar 13 2009, 03:31 PM

Comments

Alicia said:

Stealing the gym towel is creepy, but...sweat...flavored...tofu...oh God!

Thanks for all the Friday at-work entertainment today!

March 13, 2009 4:14 PM

Monique said:

"Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don't try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn't know how to cook it."

Because eating tofu flavored with the sweat from George Cloony's moist ball sack is going to send people rushing to try them some tofu!

March 13, 2009 9:25 PM

asb76 said:

As a vegan myself, I thought plain tofu was sweat flavoured anyway? Good thing it takes on whatever flavour you add to it.

March 14, 2009 12:39 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.