This Soda Tastes Like...

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

A hardline Hindu organization is launching a soda in India that they predict will sell like hotcakes, better than Coke or Pepsi. That's a tall enough order in itself, but it's even more laughable when you learn what bodily excretion the beverage contains. 

Each bottle will contain 1-6 milliliters of cow urine.

The organization, The RSS, opposes Western colonization, and...well, this is how they fight it. Cow urine, they say, has healing medicinal properties, although they don't get too specific in this Reuters clip about exactly what those properties are. It does show exactly what a cow looks like urinating, and what Indian dudes look like drinking cow piss. (It looks like they're drinking lemonade.)

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Comments

Julian said:

Still, it couldn't taste any worse than Diet Pepsi.

March 10, 2009 11:07 AM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Coincidentally that's exactly how much monkey urine is in Mountain Dew.

March 10, 2009 3:48 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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