VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Um,
hey there. We really need to talk. I know you've been busy and all, but
remember how last week we went to the beach and I ran through that pile
of kelp? Then a few days later, how I rolled in cat poop? Yeah. So, you
haven't exactly bathed me since then, and to be honest, I'm even
starting to offend myself.
So I was thinking that maybe, for both our sakes, you should invest in some Sexy Beast eau de doggie cologne...
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