What Exactly Do You Do With Your Hair Down There?

Posted by Ina Maier


Brazillian, Bikini, Sphinx, Landing Strip. All wonderful options, all not quite right for the nefarious hair that grows down there in our sparkly bits. Until now.

In what appears to be a perfect confluence of events, (Scanner Emily already brought it up, and I happen to have a 6:15 appointment with my favorite waxing wonder Maya), Sadie over at Jezebel just made a fine argument for the new-to-us Swiss Miss. So, what exactly is it?

According to Sadie, its what happens when you take the "best of Brazilian technology and combine it with a more natural aesthetic." In other words, it's a sneaky Brazillian. It's all bush on the top and all bare on the bottom. And we can't help but get behind this movement. It's the answer to all our pussy prayers - a silky soft underside without all the pre-pubescent purity that a Landing Strip (or lack thereof) implies. 

So, who's with us?

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Posted Feb 19 2009, 05:46 PM
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Comments

Monique said:

I've been doing the Swiss Miss for awhile now. I love it. I look like a woman, but the important bits are let out to play in all their naked glory.

February 19, 2009 7:22 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

This is one of those weird women things.

If a man were going to do something like this he would just do it.

If a woman does it, she has to make sure all the other women do it at the same time. Why is that? Is it to keep yourself from standing out? Why can't women be different?

It's like going to the bathroom in groups. Men will never understand. Not even the gay men. Especially not the gay men, they're used to being out on the periphery and mocked for it.

February 19, 2009 9:16 PM

theambershow said:

Oh, god, I thought about this AGES ago.  It seems so rational.  I am so there.

February 19, 2009 10:28 PM

theambershow said:

Oh, god, I thought about this AGES ago.  It seems so rational.  I am so there.

February 19, 2009 10:28 PM

thinkywritey said:

GEEZ AGAIN?!

February 20, 2009 9:32 AM

Apollo said:

Hot cocoa?

February 20, 2009 2:05 PM

GeeBee said:

Mrs Bee has long had hers like this (barring the odd razor slip requiring a fully bare look just till it grows back evenly). It just didn't have a name before.

Maxwell, English comedian/folk musician Mike Harding explains the group bathroom thing thus: "I've worked it out. The seats are too high and they have to help each other off and on."

February 25, 2009 4:48 PM

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