Sloppy Seconds: Bristol Palin's New Gig

Posted by Emily Farris

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Bristol Palin would now like to be an advocate, um, like, against teen pregnancy. "I wish [getting pregnant] would happen in like 10 years so I could have a job and an education and be, like, prepared and have my own house and stuff. ... I hope that people learn from my story and just, I dunno, prevent teen pregnancy I guess." [Slate]

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Posted Feb 17 2009, 06:33 PM

Comments

Apollo said:

Bristol Palin shouldn't be an advocate for anything. She sounds like half an idiot.

February 18, 2009 11:12 AM

Stuckina Parkbench said:

If Bristol's parents are half-idiots... would that make her a quarter-idiot or a full-idiot?

February 18, 2009 3:48 PM

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