In a week where the moral ground of Kellogg's is being questioned following their dumping of Michael Phelps, another less-than-wholesome story unfolds in Kellogg's hometown, the once-innocent Battle Creek, Michigan. The Binder Park Zoo is offering what they're calling an R-rated exhibition for Valentine's Day: Zoorotica.
"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals
here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that
get them going to help them reproduce," said a spokeswoman. There's a waiting list for those (preverts) interested.
Um...romantic?
Suggested follow-up film for this date: Microcosmos, in which you can totally watch insects doing it.
Incidentally, you should probably never do a Google image search for "animal sex" like I just did to find the photo above...unless you are into beastiality.
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Bobby's Valentines Day
Have a steak and blow job today. No, really. We insist.
