Dr. Ruth Has Something Sweet for You This Valentine's Day

Posted by Emily Farris

The ever-adorable Dr. Ruth was on Today this morning to promote her newest book, "Top 10 Secrets for Great Sex." And for those of you not having sex, she has a few tips for you this Valentine's Day. The first is, of course, "read the book." The second?

"Go out and buy an ice cream cone. And practice on it."

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Posted Feb 10 2009, 01:24 PM

Comments

Apollo said:

Will do, Dr. Ruth.

February 10, 2009 2:43 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Adorable? With lipstick all over her tobacco stained teeth?

February 10, 2009 6:07 PM

womanfrmutopia said:

Give her a frakkin break! She is over 80! I can not wait to be an old lady! They get away with all kindsa sheenanigens. Like waiving around purple sparkly dildos on tv...

February 11, 2009 12:13 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.