She Don't See Nothin' Wrong With a Little Bump and Brand

Posted by Emily Farris

That good looking chap went home with the lady to his right. They downed some booze, took some drugs and had some sex. Then, apparently, she decided that he should be hers... FOREVAH. So while Wayne Robinson was sleeping (er, passed out), Dominique Fisher decided she would make it so the entire world would know he belonged to her and only her.

When Robinson woke up, he realized that Fisher had cut up his shoulder, carved a star into his back and her name into his arm. 


"I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her. When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done. I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her."

Um, yeah.

Fisher was found guilty of "unlawful wounding."

[Mail Online: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm]

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Comments

Apollo said:

How fucking passed out do you have to be to not realize that someone is CARVING INTO YOUR FLESH?

February 6, 2009 2:32 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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