We would like to thank the Crazy Baby Lady, Christian Bale, the cutter, Paula Deen and numerous others for making us feel a little more sane this week. 

Highs:

We had the best workout ever, well, considering we haven't had sex in months.

When we finally do have sex, we'd like it to be with this bearded man.

Scanner Brian gave it to us. 

Andy Dick made us feel better about that time we threw up in a cab.

And the Crazy Baby Lady made us feel better about being a crazy cat lady.

In fact, we're not all that crazy at all.

We found our new idol.

That is if we didn't already.

We defended Jennifer Aniston even though we're just not that into her.

We're not a big fan of the LOL. But this video made us LOL.

Speaking of videos, we think we found our calling.

Lows:

Our meager boobs hurt just looking at this.

We had to start thinking about Valentine's Day.

We're going to get wrinkled and go bald. Soon, apparently.

If we don't die of sex cancers first.

If we die of sex cancers, we'd like to be buried in this.

Christian Bale's roid rage came to a head.

The music died. Again.

We're pretty sad we missed the Smiths' Speed Dating, which was four doors down from our old apartment.

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