Stephen Fry twittered about getting stuck in an elevator. 

Here's a guide to touching boobs.

The latest "save the planet" theory? People should have more sex.

This jerk just won the right to attend a university even though he'd been banned from it for his disgusting feet stench. What, he couldn't just clean it  up or cover the smell with super-awesome socks?

New York City is losing its loveable weirdos on an almost daily basis. 

Thankfully, New York is still cool... in Legoland. 

Zombies attacked Texas... now they're attacking Illinois!

Osama "Sam" Lufti is suing his former client, Britney Spears, and her wacky parents.

And Lily Allen learned that it's best not to even have a joke snowball fight with kids. The snowballs turned brutal and the cops were called in to arrest six children...

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