Groundhog Day Pretty Much Determines Whether or Not We'll Get Laid Any Time Soon

Posted by Emily Farris


Many 20-something women fell in love with Bill Murray in "Broken Flowers" or "Lost in Translation." But for us, it was "Groundhog Day." We couldn't get enough of Murray's grumbly, impatient, somewhat creepy newscaster. Needless to say, we're pretty disappointed that not one network—not USA or TNT, or any other random cable channel with three call letters—is showing a "Groundhog Day" marathon.

But enough about Bill Murray. Let's focus on what this most tenuous of holidays is all about: that little rodent who can make or break the last weeks of winter, Punxsutawney Phil.

So, did he see his shadow this morning?

Unfortunately, yes. That means for those of us with S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder, or: don't you dare come near us from January-March) it's six more weeks of winter weather, cheap wine and dirty sweat pants.

We'll be staying in tonight to catch "Groundhog Day on FX at 6. And we'll probably still be wearing tonight's clothes and make-up (if we bother to put it on) when we watch it again tomorrow morning at 10:30.

Thanks, you little bitch, Phil.

[The State: Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow; winter to continue]

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Comments

BrokenBox26 said:

i caught groundhog day on last night at 10pm or so on WGN and even though i should have gone to sleep about then i had to stay up until it was over. love love love that movie.

February 2, 2009 5:14 PM

Wendell said:

Wait a minute . . . "stay away from us until . . ." Didn't you just try to seduce some virgin the other day?  I guess you don't have SAD.

February 3, 2009 1:35 AM

Emily Farris said:

It was an uncharacteristically warm day... and I was characteristically drunk.

February 3, 2009 1:55 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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