Republican Spawn Will Taunt and Taint Our Nation's Hope

Posted by Emily Farris

At the top of The View this morning, Elisabeth Hasselbeck shared some very, very breaking news.

She's pregnant... again!

What's this, baby number 18 in three years or something? We can't believe she'd actually bring a baby into a world where a liberal Black man is president. But maybe she's trying to start her own little Ayran militia here in the States.

What are we saying? We're jerks. What we meant to say was: every baby is a blessing from God. Congratulations, Hasselbeck!

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Comments

Apollo said:

After reading her name so many times I finally decided to begoogle this woman and find out who she is. Now that I know I'm absolutely sure that I couldn't care any less about her life or her opinions.

January 29, 2009 2:49 PM

Scanner Maxwell Hammer said:

This is why all the liberals need to have more kids. If we don't we'll soon be outnumbered by retarded little xian homeschoolers.

January 29, 2009 3:35 PM

shocked said:

I agree you are all jerks.  It is pathetic, the way all the liberal radicals have berated Elisabeth, she is entitled to her opinions and views whether you agree with them or not.  That is your right.  I for one have not seen her often on the View, but when so, I thought she was the only one talking with a real brain that thinks for herself. Whoopi at least is diplomatic in expressing her views.

January 31, 2009 8:24 PM

Johnny said:

I know nothing about Hasselbeck other than what I’ve seen on a few clips from the The View and her obnoxious Palin stumping. Politically, she’s pretty much everything I can’t stand. But using the phrases “liberal Black man” and “Aryan militia” imply that she’s said/supported things that are racist and even white supremacist. Has she?

January 31, 2009 8:46 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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