Some of Our Lovers Could've Done Used the Love Trainer Device...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Does your boyfriend or girlfriend need a personal trainer for their lovemaking? 

A new product by Sega Toys is the most bizarre sex-related device we've ever come across...

It monitors your heart rate, among other bodily functions, and gives you advice from a small, recorded set of instructions. Most of them are entirely idiotic, like having a boxing trainer perched at a bedpost, whispering, "Get 'em, tiger, get 'em." For example, "The foreplay will now begin" (oh, baby, we're turned on already) and "You are making love at a very good pace."

These two dolts from Jackson Hole, Wyoming think it's a terrific idea to have a fucking Bluetooth device strapped to their heads during sex:

Here is ghastly device in all its glory. Still interested in purchasing it for some reason? Read more here.

Via Gizmodo.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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