Today in the Apocalypse: the Caylee Anthony Doll

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We don't even want to know the name of the person who came up with the idea of a "tribute doll" for a murdered girl, a doll being sold for profit, because then we might have to commit serious crimes. Since there's no such thing as hell, if we send this doll's creator enough bad vibes, voodoo-style, maybe he'll suffer a miserable fallout from this idea.

And by the way, before you leap to his undeserved defense, the doll is retailing for $30, with a "portion" "possibly" going to an undecided charity. Nice try, assface.

Asked about whether it's appropriate for his company profit on Caylee's death, Salcedo said he is anticipating critics.

"I think that that is going to come up," he said.

Salcedo said the public does not understand what it costs to make the doll, ship it, import it, and his company's expenses.
[Orlando Sentinel]

Hey, Salcedo (now we know your name), no one's forcing you to do anything.

 

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Comments

totalblamblam said:

Caylee had brown hair?

January 27, 2009 2:47 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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