Sloppy Seconds: Sarah Palin's Next Move

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Memo to morons: setting someone's lawn on fire is not a "prank."

What kind of person tells her daughter she doesn't love her, then makes the girl pose for a photo for an article about how unloved she is?

The rumors are flying about why Caroline Kennedy is out of contention for the Senate seat.

Here's the resume help we all sorely needed.

Katy Perry on that whole celibacy vow thing: "I'd rather die!"

A guy is suing his ex-wife over having funded their daughter's life. The problem? DNA tests have proved the ex-wife was impregnated by another man.

And you thought your landlord's a shithead.

Cate Blanchett is so well-respected in her native Australia that she's going to get her own postage stamp.

And Sarah Palin appears to have hired a lawyer in preparation for a major book and or television deal. GO AWAY.

 

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Comments

neborak said:

"tells her daughter she doesn't love her, then makes the girl pose for a photo for an article about how unloved she is"

It looks like you didn't read the whole story.

The mother regrets a lot about what she has been done and she is struggling to improve now!

January 23, 2009 7:51 AM

John Carpenter said:

Re: GO AWAY.

I think it's nap time for our little man.

Ed.: Commenter is referring to a comment that has been deleted. In it, Brian was personally attacked for asking Sarah Palin to go away.

January 23, 2009 11:16 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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