You might think that the fellow in this photograph is the sort who, when faced with relationship strife, composes a sonnet or writes in a tear-stained journal. On the contrary, this fellow responded to a late-night breakup by going on a rather hilarious spree of indecent exposure.
Matthew Hill, a 24-year-old Nebraskan, apparently broke up with his lady-friend around 3 a.m., then went wandering about his apartment complex to show neighboring women what they were missing out on.
Hill knocked on one 48-year-old neighbor's door at 3 a.m. asking her to talk, when she noticed his penis hanging out of his drawers and sent him on his way. He knocked again three hours later, but this time she wisely didn't answer the door.
Just before his first visit to the previously mentioned neighbor, Hill had knocked on the door of a 62-year old woman and suggested a threesome. Later at 8 a.m. he yelled at another 40-something lady and wagged his ween her way. Hill was arrested, jailed, and faces two counts of indecent exposure.
Thanks for the LOLs, Matthew Hill.
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